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Message 3 of 540 (464908)
04-30-2008 9:23 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Archer Opteryx
04-29-2008 7:29 AM


I know I need my coffee by IV, but ..........
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Message 5 of 540 (464969)
05-01-2008 12:30 PM
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04-30-2008 10:44 PM


yes
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Message 6 of 540 (465364)
05-05-2008 7:45 PM


tik ... tik ... tik ...
http://cectic.com/144.html


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quote:
All contents are copyright © 2007-2008, Rudis Muiznieks.
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 License.

As long as you're not selling them, and as long as you clearly indicate that they are from cectic.com, then you are free to print, share, hotlink, and reuse Cectic comics as much as you want without first obtaining my permission. I would also love to hear about it if you're using my comics!


Enjoy.

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Message 8 of 540 (466370)
05-14-2008 8:21 PM


make that 3
http://noreasoncomics.com/2008-05-13-friends-dont-help-friends-move/

comics based on ironman movie/suit ... waity stuff.

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Message 19 of 540 (467831)
05-24-2008 7:40 PM
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05-23-2008 5:25 AM


especially if you lived in Toronto ...
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Message 57 of 540 (474351)
07-07-2008 7:27 PM


Classic Joke, new punchline
http://cectic.com/167.html

Enjoy

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Message 70 of 540 (477936)
08-09-2008 6:51 PM
Reply to: Message 65 by Stile
08-08-2008 3:08 PM


Re: What is oozing out of our ground?
OMG :eek:

she's right!

I looked a pictures from my childhood when we played in sprinklers and there was no color in the spray!!!

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Message 73 of 540 (478711)
08-19-2008 10:14 PM


Abbott and Costello ?
From an email:

quote:
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.

ABBOTT : Mac?

COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .

ABBOTT : Your computer?

COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT : Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .

ABBOTT : What about Windows?

COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
windows?

ABBOTT : Wallpaper.

COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT : Software for Windows?

COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT : Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT : I just did.

COSTELLO : You just did what?

ABBOTT : Recommend something.

COSTELLO : You recommended something ?

ABBOTT : Yes.

COSTELLO : For my office?

ABBOTT : Yes.

COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT : Office.

COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT : Word.

COSTELLO : What word?

ABBOTT : Word in Office.

COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I
can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT : Money.

COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT : It comes bundled with yo ur computer.

COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT : Money.

COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT : One copy.

COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT : Click on 'START'.............


I don't want to start anything ...

Enjoy.

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Message 97 of 540 (484208)
09-26-2008 11:40 PM
Reply to: Message 95 by Rahvin
09-26-2008 11:18 PM


Re: Science fail
Watch her other videos. She's mentally ill. Not being sarcastic or insulting - she needs help.

Proof that {video camera} + {internet} ≠ truth, reality, intelligence, etc etc etc

(you could stand to watch more than 1???)

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Message 114 of 540 (487555)
11-01-2008 9:42 PM
Reply to: Message 112 by Shield
11-01-2008 6:28 PM


Re: It's easy to pay off the national debt: elect a democrat.
wow, that's what I call "the big picture" ...

Seriously, it is too big and makes reading of other posts difficult.

What you want to use is this coding

[thumb=500]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/USDebt.png[/thumb] and it becomes:


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In my opinion the [thumb=300] command is much better than [img] because it centers the picture and allows you to size it (500 is about as high as one normally needs to go.

Let's see.. Reagan entered office in '81..
What the...

yes, January 1981

Shrubya 2001 to 2008 (and soon to be over)
Clinton 1993 to 2000
Bush the 1st 1989 to 1992
Reagan 1981 to 1988
Carter 1977 to 1980
Ford 08-74 to 1976
Nixon 1969 to 08-74
Johnson 11-63 to 1968
Kennedy 1961 to 11-63

It isn't just republican or democrat presidents though that set public spending. They just make the budget, congress passes it.

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Message 117 of 540 (488479)
11-11-2008 8:30 PM
Reply to: Message 115 by NosyNed
11-11-2008 6:48 PM


Re: Natural History, Complete and Succinct
The question though, is whether the author of this site recognizes that it is a spoof. Given the "further reading" list, I would say yes indeed.

See authors site: http://www.tweller.com/ for some additional information.

Scary how it looks just like a creationist site eh? Someone should submit it to conservapedia ...

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Message 124 of 540 (491127)
12-11-2008 9:08 PM
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12-10-2008 5:38 PM


Re: Hoverboy! The Only Hero Protecting You From Science!
So how does he hover without science? Levitation? Or does he use a vacuum and they misspelled it?

you may also be interested to learn that Superman is a dick.

Curiously this only makes sense if Lois Lane has no say in getting married ... bizarre world.

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Message 135 of 540 (491811)
12-21-2008 10:39 AM
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12-21-2008 9:01 AM


What's amazing to me is that these people actually post proof of their stupidity on youtube.

Happy Holidaze eh?


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Message 145 of 540 (494032)
01-12-2009 9:08 PM


The First Primate
Just ran across this and thought it was hilarious:

http://www.palaeos.com/Vertebrates/Units/480Archonta/480.400.html#Adapiformes

This is a serious site with a large data-base of cladistic relations between species.

quote:
Primates: Lemurs, monkeys, aye-ayes, Anglicans & apes.

Range: from the Late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.

Phylogeny: Primatomorpha : Plesiadapiformes + * : Strepsirhini + Haplorhini.

Characters: Shortened rostrum; addition of hypocone & loss of paraconid from basic tribosphenic pattern; bunodont cusps; loss of at least 1 incisor and 1 premolar in all but most basal forms; orbits face anteriorly, with stereoscopic vision & well-developed vision; ethmoid exposed on orbital wall; postorbital bar; enlarged brain; floor of auditory bulla from petrosal; clavicle retained as prominent element of pectoral girdle; shoulder joint with broad mobility; digits 5/5; opposable digits; tactile pads at ends of digits; elongated hind limb; facultative bipedalism common; nail on hallux and other digits; herbivorous or omnivorous; 2 mammaries; 1-2 young per pregnancy; long gestation and developmental time; frequently highly social, with flexible dominance hierarchies; strongly adapted to arboreal life.


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Thomas Cranmer (1489-1556), Archbishop of Canterbury and first Primate of the Church of England.


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Message 223 of 540 (509372)
05-20-2009 10:28 PM
Reply to: Message 221 by Phat
05-18-2009 11:31 AM


Re: Spanish Class
The women won.

Except that women never make a mistake, and like a computer when there is a problem it is the operator (male's) fault ...


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