Humor IV

I Will Derive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE&eurl=http://i...The funniest video i ever saw.A song about math problems.Cameo appearence by TI-83

You almost make it sounds like those two guys appearance is a bad thing?personally, i think, that guys like those two, who do not care about physical appearance, sports and other distractions from their primary interest, are the future rulers of this world.Dont get me wrong, social life, sports and so forth, can be an important part of life, but if youre geeky enough to not care about those things, chances are, you'll become greater than those who did care.

From foxnows, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365561,00.htmlBush says

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"I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric," he said. Phrases such as "bring them on" or "dead or alive," he said, "indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace."
  —"Bush"

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That really made me laugh.Thats what indicated that to people? How about when he declared on national TV that “I’m a war president”?Or how about when he went into a two wars?Edited by rbp, : No reason given.

Nownow... Reaganomics can't have been THAT bad.Let me just look at this graph of US public debt: Let's see.. Reagan entered office in '81..
What the...Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Change full size graphic to a thumnail.

"A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it *know*?""

A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can order, the bartender says, "You're all assholes," and pours two beers.A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks and passes the night away. When he's ready to leave he asks the bartender how much he owed, and the bartender said "For you, no charge".A chemist, a physicist and a biologist are walking along the beach. The physicist stops, looks out at the ocean and says "I just have to understand the motion of the waves better" and walks into the sea and never returns. The biologist looks out to the sea and says "I just have to understand the sea creatures better" and walks out into the ocean and never returns. The chemist pulls out a notebook and writes "Physicist and biologist both soluble."

For a second there, i fell for it. I thought it was genuine.Would be real cool if it was real. Google would be in for a huge shitstorm though

Do as i did. Drink a bottle of red wine and smoke a joint. Now it's 3D!On the real though, i percieve it as regular video clips, GIF'ed and flaky. No 3D without illegal assistance

From the description: Watch it here: http://www.break.com/...sie-says-asians-need-not-apply1.html (I tried to figure out if it was possible to embed the video, but it did not seem like it)Edited by rbp, : Corrected spelling error.

Funny if it is a real sign. However; Edited by Admin, : Reduce image width.

Theres also the Divorce hearings:http://www.break.com/...pected-divorce-hearing-entrance.html

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Free Tibet!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41vnVBUmBaU

This the is Original Post of a thread that got on to the mainpage of AboveTopSecret.com

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Okay, I know i'm going to get flamed here
and people, let's keep it civil so mods don't delete the thread!

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Too many people say that homosexuality is not a choice, some say "I know how I feel, I feel diferent", of course you feel different... you are different!

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But to say that homosexuality is not a choice and there is some DNA change causing homosexuality doesn't mean you are calling them mutants?

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I am serious, if they are not homosexual by choice then please explain to me how that is not mutation.
No I am not calling homosexual mutants, if YOU say they do not make that choice then YOU are saying they are!

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There is so much data out there, some saying it is a choice some saying not, there is both so now what. Lets just rely on logic.

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If it is not mutation but also isnt a choice then heterosexuals would also say it is not a choice. And saying it is a choice means it is a mental decision while saying it is not is a physical one.

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Thoughts

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Homosexuality is a choice and nothing else!, page 1I think the guy is serious. That alone makes it funnyEdited by rbp, : No reason given.