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Shield
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Message 18 of 540 (467802)
05-24-2008 4:08 PM


I Will Derive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE&eurl=http://idle.slashdot.org/idle/08/05/24/1335258.shtml

The funniest video i ever saw.

A song about math problems.

Cameo appearence by TI-83


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Message 23 of 540 (467979)
05-26-2008 3:34 AM
Reply to: Message 20 by Taz
05-25-2008 2:51 AM


You almost make it sounds like those two guys appearance is a bad thing?

personally, i think, that guys like those two, who do not care about physical appearance, sports and other distractions from their primary interest, are the future rulers of this world.

Dont get me wrong, social life, sports and so forth, can be an important part of life, but if youre geeky enough to not care about those things, chances are, you'll become greater than those who did care.


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Message 32 of 540 (470625)
06-11-2008 3:06 PM


From foxnows, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365561,00.html

Bush says

quote:
"I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric," he said. Phrases such as "bring them on" or "dead or alive," he said, "indicated to people that I was, you know, not a man of peace."

That really made me laugh.

Thats what indicated that to people? How about when he declared on national TV that “I’m a war president”?

Or how about when he went into a two wars?

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Message 112 of 540 (487539)
11-01-2008 6:28 PM
Reply to: Message 111 by AnswersInGenitals
11-01-2008 5:52 PM


Re: It's easy to pay off the national debt.
'Borrow 'til we're broke' Reaganomics has now run its course.

Nownow... Reaganomics can't have been THAT bad.

Let me just look at this graph of US public debt:


Click to enlarge

Let's see.. Reagan entered office in '81..
What the...

Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Change full size graphic to a thumnail.


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Message 127 of 540 (491292)
12-13-2008 4:55 PM


A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic...
"A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it *know*?""
  
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Message 139 of 540 (491849)
12-22-2008 12:56 PM


Small collection of jokes
A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can order, the bartender says, "You're all assholes," and pours two beers.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks and passes the night away. When he's ready to leave he asks the bartender how much he owed, and the bartender said "For you, no charge".

A chemist, a physicist and a biologist are walking along the beach. The physicist stops, looks out at the ocean and says "I just have to understand the motion of the waves better" and walks into the sea and never returns. The biologist looks out to the sea and says "I just have to understand the sea creatures better" and walks out into the ocean and never returns. The chemist pulls out a notebook and writes "Physicist and biologist both soluble."


  
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Message 177 of 540 (504300)
03-26-2009 3:46 PM
Reply to: Message 173 by Percy
03-23-2009 9:52 PM


Re: Maybe this is old, but it's new to me.
For a second there, i fell for it. I thought it was genuine.

Would be real cool if it was real. Google would be in for a huge shitstorm though :)


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Message 189 of 540 (506189)
04-23-2009 6:29 PM
Reply to: Message 188 by Percy
04-23-2009 8:16 AM


Re: StereoGIF
Do as i did. Drink a bottle of red wine and smoke a joint. Now it's 3D!

On the real though, i percieve it as regular video clips, GIF'ed and flaky. No 3D without illegal assistance :)


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Message 207 of 540 (507567)
05-06-2009 12:48 PM


Old Renter Says Asians Need Not Apply?
From the description:
An inflammatory classified ad and the resulting news investigation confirms what every Craigslister already knows: always, always proofread your listing before it goes out.

Watch it here: http://www.break.com/index/old-aussie-says-asians-need-not-apply1.html (I tried to figure out if it was possible to embed the video, but it did not seem like it)

Edited by rbp, : Corrected spelling error.


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Message 237 of 540 (513247)
06-26-2009 8:46 PM
Reply to: Message 234 by subbie
06-26-2009 2:39 PM


Re: Irony meter needle breaks
Funny if it is a real sign. However;


Click to enlarge

Edited by Admin, : Reduce image width.


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Message 267 of 540 (518164)
08-04-2009 10:38 AM
Reply to: Message 251 by subbie
07-24-2009 2:34 PM


Re: A traditional Minnesota wedding march
Theres also the Divorce hearings:

http://www.break.com/index/jk-unexpected-divorce-hearing-entrance.html


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Message 349 of 540 (535045)
11-12-2009 3:31 PM



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Message 463 of 540 (548862)
03-02-2010 4:04 AM
Reply to: Message 462 by Taz
03-02-2010 1:48 AM


Ill take it!
quote:
Free Tibet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41vnVBUmBaU


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Message 509 of 540 (552520)
03-29-2010 5:48 PM


From AboveTopSecret.com
This the is Original Post of a thread that got on to the mainpage of AboveTopSecret.com
quote:
Okay, I know i'm going to get flamed here
and people, let's keep it civil so mods don't delete the thread!

Too many people say that homosexuality is not a choice, some say "I know how I feel, I feel diferent", of course you feel different... you are different!

But to say that homosexuality is not a choice and there is some DNA change causing homosexuality doesn't mean you are calling them mutants?

I am serious, if they are not homosexual by choice then please explain to me how that is not mutation.
No I am not calling homosexual mutants, if YOU say they do not make that choice then YOU are saying they are!

There is so much data out there, some saying it is a choice some saying not, there is both so now what. Lets just rely on logic.

If it is not mutation but also isnt a choice then heterosexuals would also say it is not a choice. And saying it is a choice means it is a mental decision while saying it is not is a physical one.

Thoughts



http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread555295/pg1

I think the guy is serious. That alone makes it funny

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