In my parish I actively encourage the good old cock slip, the choir outing to Lashville Lake last year was a raving success. Little Tommy Roffleburger won a prize for his erections, I was able to ret my head in his tent on numerous occasions over the weekend. The game of hunt the Donnay by the fire is something that will stay with me for a long time. What a shame Parson Lid got that terrible infection, I did warn him that the ;asville trouser snake was highly dangerous, but he did insist on involving it during watersports.
Its because the preists are extraterrestial lizard beings employed by the illuminati to impregnante children. They are so potent that any orrafice male or female is in danger of being plumbed be these sick individuals......as part of my ongoing fight and to make the world aware of this danger i recently went undercover as an alter boy in my local parish church. I can tell you that after gaining the trust of our 76 year old priest i managed to get him alone for a bible reading at his home.....i fucked him seven ways from sunday, the malformed beast, but unfortuantely he didn't give up his identity to me. At least i taught him a lesson
I note the assumption you have made that I am gay. Is there a particular reason you have ascribed a sexual orientation to me? I know I haven't mentioned it. And note, I am still not mentioning it even now. Rest assured that you don't know me from Adam and such assumptions you make are simply that.
I have made no such assumptions. But rest assured that if you were attacked by real bigots up on Capitol Hill in Seattleâ€”the designated gay hauntâ€”I would bust my knuckles to protect you. I'm not out to do anything to gays except keep their "marriages" out of the law. Neither one of us has moral authority over the other on this issue. And neither one of us should be accusing the other of bigotry. We are only debating opinions here. And my opinion seems to have the weight of consensus, for whatever that's worth.
You should have such a "bigot" as me to be your adversary. Would a bigot punch out a skinhead to save a queer? I've already pushed one skinhead up against the wall in Pioneer Square for pissing on a homeless person.
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