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Author Topic:   Why is the Intelligent Designer such an idiot?
Buzsaw
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Message 6 of 50 (478115)
08-12-2008 8:29 AM


Unappreciative Blasphemy Thread
Cavediver, you're the ultimate unappreciative blasphemer who possesses all of the abilities, functions and bodily facilities to do all that the supreme designer, majesty of the universe has equipped you with.
So what do you do with the degree of mentality the wonderfully brain you have is blaspheme and complain that the designer has made you thus.
Perhaps if you suddenly lost all your fingernails or your fingers, you'd begin to appreciate the way you are designed.
Then perhaps if after loosing your fingers you lost your elbows or the cartilage in your elbows you'd begin to appreciate the way you are designed.
Perhaps if you suddenly became colorblind, blurry visioned, or blind you'd begin to appreciate the way you are designed.
Perhaps if you suddenly lost the ability to produce tears or lost your eye lashes and then the eyelids, you'd learn to appreciate the way you are designed.
Perhaps if you suddenly lost all of your toes, then the legs which allow you to crawl, walk, run, jump, climb, etc you'd begin to appreciate the way you are designed.
Perhaps if you suddenly lost the ability of recall in your brain, you'd learn to appreciate the way you are designed.
Perhaps if your body suddenly lost the ability to coagulate blood, you'd begin to appreciate the way you are designed.
These are just a few of the masterfully designed properties of body and mind which I praise, honor, glorify and thank Jehovah, creator, for. Praise God from whom all blessings flow!

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 16 of 50 (478143)
08-12-2008 12:01 PM


Blasphemy
Blasphemers, Thank Jehovah, god, god of mercy and slow to anger that he's not the Muslim god, Allah, as Mohammed depicts him. You'd all get your wonderfully designed heads chopped off by his most devout Jehadists!
Your wonderfully designed soul does not die. It's designed, as the dead kernel of corn to arise again and produce what's been sowed.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 17 of 50 (478146)
08-12-2008 12:08 PM
Reply to: Message 15 by cavediver
08-12-2008 12:00 PM


And if I were an Intelligent Designer and could make a living thinking person, I'd make such a good job of it that they would not choose to be ungrateful, recalcitrant and blasphemous
Programmed robots, even, incapable of choice.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 33 of 50 (478204)
08-12-2008 9:59 PM
Reply to: Message 23 by Granny Magda
08-12-2008 1:26 PM


Re: Blasphemy
Granny, if your wonderfully designed kidneys are failing it's not the fault of the kidneys. It's likely something relative (abe: to) your lifestyle and the good ole American diet.
Edited by Buzsaw, : No reason given.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 35 of 50 (478209)
08-12-2008 10:42 PM


The Biblically Designed Human
The Biblical designer designed the human body and soul to live forever. The Genesis fall lowered the physical phase of that to several hundred years. The post flood atmosphere then lowered that to an average of 70.
The elements and other properties of body and soul never cease to exist. Thus the resurrection of the just and the unjust.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 38 of 50 (478216)
08-12-2008 10:53 PM
Reply to: Message 34 by DrJones*
08-12-2008 10:41 PM


Re: Blasphemy
Gee you'd think the alleged "intellegent" designer would be able to design kidneys that would function no matter what lifestlye and/or diet they're subjected too. Just one more example of his/her incompentence I guess.
Mmm, like if your automobile's crank case is filled with kerosene which it was not designed for, you'd blame the incompetent maker for the breakdown. Yah, Jonesy, that makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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Buzsaw
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Message 40 of 50 (478221)
08-12-2008 11:03 PM
Reply to: Message 37 by anglagard
08-12-2008 10:47 PM


Re: The Biblically Designed Human
Anglagard, I said "The Biblical designer......" That's what the record implies as to how mankind was designed. The Biblical designer seems to be implicated here in this thread to some degree.
If you have a problem with my message, there's a forum thread for that purpose.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

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