DrJones provides a badly needed voice of reason. It has been blatantly obvious from the beginning that both Obama and McCain are simply host bodies for Cthulhu.*
Obama/Cthulhu will now use the psychic energy released by joyous television viewers during his inauguration speech to create a portal between our world and the Elder realm, bringing his true form into our plane of existence.
Goodbye America, you played right into the hands of the Dark One!
* I do not wish to imply that I disagree with any of Cthulhu's policies. Reduced tax on transdimensional public transport has been sorely needed for the past decade.