Evolutionists, while not particularly concerned with what the story is, have this nasty little habit of insisting upon evidence to back up their story.
Creationists, while not particularly concerned with evidence to back up their story, have this nasty little habit of insisting upon the story.
So your solution is to get each to drop the bit that they insist upon.
I don't see any problem with your plan so far. Continue.
P.S.
Quick as I can
I'd bet that the admin meant concisely more then curtly. For someone who expects others to put on their little detective hats if they are to get your meaning you don't seem to be putting on your own, Dick Tracy. You might want to work a bit harder on the "Tracy" part.
Don't do that Dave.