Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
"Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for â€” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson
"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
What is the number of children born without arms or legs that have been miraculously restored by a visit to the shrine at Lourdes, France?
1. Too many to count 2. Over 1,000 3. Several dozen 4. Zero, but only because their faith was not strong enough
1) Which of the following is the most compelling evidence for the existence of an intelligent and loving Designer?
1. A Caribbean sunset 2. The screams of a baby seal as it is torn apart by a shark 3. The first time your perfect new baby smiles at you 4. The speed of the Ebola virus converting an African child's organs into liquid
We know that Christianity is true because the Gospel writers, inspired by God who can make no error, recorded the founding events. For example, on the first Easter morning, the visitors to the tomb were greeted by which of the following:
1. A young man (Mark 16:5) 2. No, no, it was no man, it was an angel (Matthew 28:2-5) 3. You're both wrong, it was two men (Luke 24:4) 4. Damn it, there was nobody there (John 20:1-2)