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Message 76 of 540 (480208)
09-01-2008 1:27 PM


Gov. Palin's 17 year old daughter Bristol is pregnant
http://blogs.abcnews.com/...unch/2008/09/gov-palin-says.html
They really should have anticipated that a girl named Bristol (after the speedway in Tennessee) would be fast and like to rev her engine under the lights.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 172 of 540 (503754)
03-21-2009 8:41 PM


Maybe this is old, but it's new to me.
Go to the Google page, type in "french military victories" then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
Hilarious!

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 174 of 540 (503991)
03-23-2009 9:57 PM
Reply to: Message 173 by Percy
03-23-2009 9:52 PM


Re: Maybe this is old, but it's new to me.
I like!
Of course, if you were really clever, you'd figure out how to get that to appear based on a Google search.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 191 of 540 (506457)
04-26-2009 1:27 PM


A message for Christianity

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 195 of 540 (506502)
04-26-2009 10:15 PM


Funny, scary, sad, stomach turning.....
Apparently the Florida legislature was contemplating creating this
licence plate.
I'm curious: I know many here are Christians, what's your reaction?

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 217 of 540 (508282)
05-12-2009 12:25 AM


This sums it up nicely.....

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 234 of 540 (513229)
06-26-2009 2:39 PM


Irony meter needle breaks
This sign
is a list of priorities for players in a football league for home schoolers. Given that half the list is misspelled, I'd say they listed "acedemics" too high.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 236 of 540 (513231)
06-26-2009 2:46 PM
Reply to: Message 235 by Coragyps
06-26-2009 2:44 PM


Re: Irony meter needle breaks
And what's with "Be the hammer, not the nail" adjacent to the GOD FIRST sign?
I can't escape the feeling that it somehow displays some sort of latent homosexuality.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 238 of 540 (513250)
06-26-2009 9:21 PM
Reply to: Message 237 by Shield
06-26-2009 8:46 PM


Re: Irony meter needle breaks
The picture is from the New York Times. Now, I won't guarantee the Times isn't above mischief, but I think it unlikely.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 251 of 540 (516307)
07-24-2009 2:34 PM


A traditional Minnesota wedding march
I have no idea how to embed this, so Admin, please feel free to edit.
Giving the lie to the myth that Minnesotans are a bunch of staid, square scandahoovians, but proving once and for all that we can't dance.
Edited by Admin, : Make video inline.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 259 of 540 (516431)
07-24-2009 10:31 PM
Reply to: Message 258 by Rahvin
07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
The only good use of any cola is something to put rum in.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 362 of 540 (537268)
11-28-2009 2:13 AM


Edited by subbie, : link fail

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 390 of 540 (542324)
01-08-2010 8:29 PM


Minnesota funk
3 white as white can be Minnesota boys gettin' jiggy wit' a Jay-Z spoof.

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Message 503 of 540 (552144)
03-26-2010 8:09 PM
Reply to: Message 501 by New Cat's Eye
03-26-2010 5:32 PM


My favorite (clean) joke.
There is a monastery on an island in the south Pacific where the monks have taken a vow of near silence. They only speak twice a day. Each day begins with morning worship. The service starts when the Abbot comes in and chants, "Good morning monks."
The monks chant in reply, "Good morning, Abbot."
They say not another word until evening vespers, when the Abbot comes in and chants, "Good evening monks."
The monks all reply in unison, "Good evening, Abbot." Not another word is spoken until the next morning.
One day, one of the monks had a particularly rough night and didn't get much sleep. He was a bit groggy in the morning, and when the Abbot chanted, "Good morning monks," all the other monks responded, "Good morning, Abbot", except the one tired monk who chanted, "Good evening, Abbot."
The Abbot was furious. He scanned the rows of monks, trying to determine who had said that. Finally, red in the face, he was able to collect himself sufficiently to say, "Some monk chanted evening. He must be a stranger."

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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Message 505 of 540 (552156)
03-26-2010 9:59 PM
Reply to: Message 504 by New Cat's Eye
03-26-2010 9:37 PM


Re: My favorite (clean) joke.
Ever seen South Pacific?

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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