Humor IV

In Red Cop Car I see the hills at the right of frame in a 3-D that's as good or better than any 3-D movie I've ever seen. None of the others do it for me in the least.

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Genesis 2
17 But of the ponderosa pine, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou shinniest thereof thou shalt sorely learn of thy nakedness.
18 And we all live happily ever after.

Pepsi is God.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.

You're dead to me. I won't even quote your blasphemy.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.

No joke: I keep Pepsi hidden in my room and basement. I wait for may parents to leave the house, then I sneak out to the store to by 2 liter bottles to refill my 20 ouncer. I'm 100 lbs. over weight and I'm not a big eater. 75+% of my caloric intake is Pepsi. I'm always moving: camping, hiking, boating, fishing, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, tending the gardens. My doctor advises that I seek counseling for Pepsi abuse. I'm completely indifferent to Coke.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.

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You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.

It's not that bad.

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You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.