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Theodoric
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Message 196 of 540 (506503)
04-26-2009 10:25 PM
Reply to: Message 195 by subbie
04-26-2009 10:15 PM


Re: Funny, scary, sad, stomach turning.....
Who is the northern-european looking guy that looks like he is being crucified?

I didn't realize that they crucified people in the germanic and scandinavian countries


Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

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Son
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Message 197 of 540 (506560)
04-27-2009 3:54 PM


manga
I don't know if it fits here but here is a funny take on lucifer in a manga: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/shiharu_genesis/ .

  
Thugpreacha
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Message 198 of 540 (506757)
04-28-2009 7:13 PM
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04-26-2009 10:15 PM


Re: Funny, scary, sad, stomach turning.....
subbie writes:

I'm curious: I know many here are Christians, what's your reaction?

Its just humor. I dont find it particularly funny because I am as close to Jesus as i am to my Mother.. ;) but I dont find it offensive either. Its funny how people go out of their way to dog Jesus. Probably because too many take Him so seriously!

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ramoss
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Message 199 of 540 (506761)
04-28-2009 8:12 PM
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04-26-2009 10:15 PM


Re: Funny, scary, sad, stomach turning.....
Looks unconstitutional to me.. (from a non-Christian viewpoint)

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Minnemooseus
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Message 200 of 540 (506869)
04-29-2009 11:17 PM


Lego sculptures/models, including 5 Escher

  
Taz
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Message 201 of 540 (506872)
04-29-2009 11:53 PM


(1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA.

(2) There's a connection between democrats and swine flu? How?

(3) It wasn't President Carter! It was Ford, a republican!

My question is don't conservatives ever get embarrassed for voting morons into office?

Edited by Taz, : No reason given.


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bluescat48
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Message 202 of 540 (506913)
04-30-2009 10:04 AM
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04-29-2009 11:53 PM


Right it was 1976, I know because I had it back then and Ford was still president. To make matters worse I was In Texas. So there is another idiotic co-incidence.


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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kuresu
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Message 203 of 540 (506916)
04-30-2009 10:28 AM
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04-29-2009 11:53 PM


1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA.

No, they got the map right. The manifestist's* wet dream is to have canada (and mexico?) as part of the US. This is just simply fulfillment of that dream.

I just didn't know pajamas tv was a bunch of manifestists.

*believers in the manifest destiny of the US, best summed up as this:
"... the historical belief that the United States is destined, even divinely ordained,[1] to expand across the North American continent, from the Atlantic seaboard to the Pacific Ocean. Sometimes...interpreted so widely as to include the eventual absorption of all North America..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny (sorry to kill the humor with that)


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Theodoric
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Message 204 of 540 (506926)
04-30-2009 11:28 AM
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04-28-2009 7:13 PM


Re: Funny, scary, sad, stomach turning.....
It isn't "just humor". This is am actual License plate that they want to allow in FL.

License Plate


Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

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Taz
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Message 205 of 540 (507221)
05-02-2009 9:15 PM


One wonderful afternoon, a priest was strolling along the garden of his church when he saw a frog with the saddest look on his face. He stopped and said to the frog, "Gee, I wish you could talk so you could tell me why you are so sad."

The frog replied, "Actually, I can talk. I was once an altar boy in this church. One day, I saw an old gypsy woman walking by and I made fun of her. She turned to me and turned me into a talking frog."

The priest said, "Wow, that's too bad. Is there anything I can do to help?"

The frog replied, "Actually, there is. The gypsy woman said that if someone could take me back to his home and let me sleep in his bed for one night I would turn back to a boy again."

The priest said, "Well, Jesus does teach us to be charitable to each other, so you can come home with me and sleep in my bed." The priest then picked up the frog and put him in his pocket. That night, the priest put the frog in his bed and then went to sleep. In the morning when the priest woke up, the frog did indeed turn back into a boy.

And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the defense's story.


onifre
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Message 206 of 540 (507273)
05-03-2009 11:22 AM


A Jewish woman, an African woman and a Muslim woman all give birth on the same day, at the same hospital.

Due to a mix up with the paper work the hospital doesn't know who's child belongs to who.

Quickly, the Muslim woman runs in and grabs the African child.

The nurses see this and stop her saying "Of all 3 of the chidren, the one we actually know who it belongs to is obviously the African child, who is black, like it's parents."

And the Muslim woman said, "Yes, but of the other 2 in there one of them is Jewish...and I'm not taking any chances."


"I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks

"I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky


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Shield
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Message 207 of 540 (507567)
05-06-2009 12:48 PM


Old Renter Says Asians Need Not Apply?
From the description:
An inflammatory classified ad and the resulting news investigation confirms what every Craigslister already knows: always, always proofread your listing before it goes out.

Watch it here: http://www.break.com/index/old-aussie-says-asians-need-not-apply1.html (I tried to figure out if it was possible to embed the video, but it did not seem like it)

Edited by rbp, : Corrected spelling error.


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Message 208 of 540 (507572)
05-06-2009 1:36 PM
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05-03-2009 11:22 AM


A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy.

The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!"

to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?"


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Message 209 of 540 (507585)
05-06-2009 2:43 PM
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05-06-2009 1:36 PM


Catholic scientist writes:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy.

The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!"

to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?"

And a fundie happens by at that moment and says "I got a screwdriver."


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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onifre
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Message 210 of 540 (507614)
05-06-2009 7:21 PM
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05-06-2009 1:36 PM


A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy.
The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!"

to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?"

:laugh:

---------------------------------

3 priest are in a boat with 3 boys fishing.

Suddenly, the boat starts sinking.

One of the priest said "Save the children!"

The other priest said "Fuck the the children!"

And the last priest said "Do you think we have time?!"


"I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks

"I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky


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