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Theodoric Member Posts: 9053 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
Who is the northern-european looking guy that looks like he is being crucified?
I didn't realize that they crucified people in the germanic and scandinavian countries Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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Son Member (Idle past 3820 days) Posts: 346 From: France,Paris Joined: |
I don't know if it fits here but here is a funny take on lucifer in a manga: Shiharu Genesis Manga - Read Shiharu Genesis Manga Online for Free .
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Phat Member Posts: 18248 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.1 |
subbie writes: Its just humor. I dont find it particularly funny because I am as close to Jesus as i am to my Mother.. but I dont find it offensive either. Its funny how people go out of their way to dog Jesus. Probably because too many take Him so seriously!
I'm curious: I know many here are Christians, what's your reaction?
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ramoss Member (Idle past 602 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Looks unconstitutional to me.. (from a non-Christian viewpoint)
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3940 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3282 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
(1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA. (2) There's a connection between democrats and swine flu? How? (3) It wasn't President Carter! It was Ford, a republican! My question is don't conservatives ever get embarrassed for voting morons into office? Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Right it was 1976, I know because I had it back then and Ford was still president. To make matters worse I was In Texas. So there is another idiotic co-incidence.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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kuresu Member (Idle past 2503 days) Posts: 2544 From: boulder, colorado Joined: |
1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA. No, they got the map right. The manifestist's* wet dream is to have canada (and mexico?) as part of the US. This is just simply fulfillment of that dream. I just didn't know pajamas tv was a bunch of manifestists. *believers in the manifest destiny of the US, best summed up as this:"... the historical belief that the United States is destined, even divinely ordained,[1] to expand across the North American continent, from the Atlantic seaboard to the Pacific Ocean. Sometimes...interpreted so widely as to include the eventual absorption of all North America..." Manifest destiny - Wikipedia (sorry to kill the humor with that)
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9053 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
It isn't "just humor". This is am actual License plate that they want to allow in FL.
License Plate Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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Taz Member (Idle past 3282 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
One wonderful afternoon, a priest was strolling along the garden of his church when he saw a frog with the saddest look on his face. He stopped and said to the frog, "Gee, I wish you could talk so you could tell me why you are so sad."
The frog replied, "Actually, I can talk. I was once an altar boy in this church. One day, I saw an old gypsy woman walking by and I made fun of her. She turned to me and turned me into a talking frog." The priest said, "Wow, that's too bad. Is there anything I can do to help?" The frog replied, "Actually, there is. The gypsy woman said that if someone could take me back to his home and let me sleep in his bed for one night I would turn back to a boy again." The priest said, "Well, Jesus does teach us to be charitable to each other, so you can come home with me and sleep in my bed." The priest then picked up the frog and put him in his pocket. That night, the priest put the frog in his bed and then went to sleep. In the morning when the priest woke up, the frog did indeed turn back into a boy. And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the defense's story.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
A Jewish woman, an African woman and a Muslim woman all give birth on the same day, at the same hospital.
Due to a mix up with the paper work the hospital doesn't know who's child belongs to who. Quickly, the Muslim woman runs in and grabs the African child. The nurses see this and stop her saying "Of all 3 of the chidren, the one we actually know who it belongs to is obviously the African child, who is black, like it's parents." And the Muslim woman said, "Yes, but of the other 2 in there one of them is Jewish...and I'm not taking any chances." "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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Shield Member (Idle past 2853 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
From the description:
An inflammatory classified ad and the resulting news investigation confirms what every Craigslister already knows: always, always proofread your listing before it goes out. Watch it here: http://www.break.com/...sie-says-asians-need-not-apply1.html (I tried to figure out if it was possible to embed the video, but it did not seem like it) Edited by rbp, : Corrected spelling error.
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy.
The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!" to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?"
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Catholic scientist writes: A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy. The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!" to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?" And a fundie happens by at that moment and says "I got a screwdriver." There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and see a little boy. The priest says: "Hey, lets go screw him!" to which the Rabbi asks: "Out of what?"
--------------------------------- 3 priest are in a boat with 3 boys fishing. Suddenly, the boat starts sinking. One of the priest said "Save the children!" The other priest said "Fuck the the children!" And the last priest said "Do you think we have time?!" "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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