A bit belated but, Feb 26th marked the 15th aniversary of Bill Hicks death.
A long time issue has always been the censoring of Hicks' last Tonight Show performance by David Letterman and the boys at the network.
On Jan 30th, Letterman, openly admitted to his mistake during his broadcast, invited Mary Hicks - Bills mother - on the show, and finally aired the censored clip.
A Jewish woman, an African woman and a Muslim woman all give birth on the same day, at the same hospital.
Due to a mix up with the paper work the hospital doesn't know who's child belongs to who.
Quickly, the Muslim woman runs in and grabs the African child.
The nurses see this and stop her saying "Of all 3 of the chidren, the one we actually know who it belongs to is obviously the African child, who is black, like it's parents."
And the Muslim woman said, "Yes, but of the other 2 in there one of them is Jewish...and I'm not taking any chances."
"I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks
"I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
Except that women never make a mistake, and like a computer when there is a problem it is the operator (male's) fault ...
Wait, I remember reading a story about a woman who made the mistake of eating from the wrong tree. There was a pretty huge penalty for that, I think...what was it again? Oh yeah, God hates us now forever.
Fuck'n chicks...
No offense, SammyJean.
- Oni
Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
"I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks
"I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.
Well then, here's one more from Stephen Lynch to finish the "exploding head" job!
Enjoy - Oni
Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts.
No, that's not me. I actually have no shirts for sale. In fact, my manager and I were just talking about that last week.
I was a writer more than a performer for a while. I've been performing staedy now for about 3 years (6 in total) and have just started to get some recognition from festivals and talent people, so I'm now starting to put together promo-kits for it. To include shirts, CD-DVD's, etc.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. ~George Carlin
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