I'm curious: I know many here are Christians, what's your reaction?
Its just humor. I dont find it particularly funny because I am as close to Jesus as i am to my Mother.. ;) but I dont find it offensive either. Its funny how people go out of their way to dog Jesus. Probably because too many take Him so seriously!
Right it was 1976, I know because I had it back then and Ford was still president. To make matters worse I was In Texas. So there is another idiotic co-incidence. There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002
Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969
Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA.
No, they got the map right. The manifestist's* wet dream is to have canada (and mexico?) as part of the US. This is just simply fulfillment of that dream.
I just didn't know pajamas tv was a bunch of manifestists.
*believers in the manifest destiny of the US, best summed up as this: "... the historical belief that the United States is destined, even divinely ordained, to expand across the North American continent, from the Atlantic seaboard to the Pacific Ocean. Sometimes...interpreted so widely as to include the eventual absorption of all North America..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny (sorry to kill the humor with that)
One wonderful afternoon, a priest was strolling along the garden of his church when he saw a frog with the saddest look on his face. He stopped and said to the frog, "Gee, I wish you could talk so you could tell me why you are so sad."
The frog replied, "Actually, I can talk. I was once an altar boy in this church. One day, I saw an old gypsy woman walking by and I made fun of her. She turned to me and turned me into a talking frog."
The priest said, "Wow, that's too bad. Is there anything I can do to help?"
The frog replied, "Actually, there is. The gypsy woman said that if someone could take me back to his home and let me sleep in his bed for one night I would turn back to a boy again."
The priest said, "Well, Jesus does teach us to be charitable to each other, so you can come home with me and sleep in my bed." The priest then picked up the frog and put him in his pocket. That night, the priest put the frog in his bed and then went to sleep. In the morning when the priest woke up, the frog did indeed turn back into a boy.
And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the defense's story.