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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Notice that these people use very "big" words. They think that being able to use "big" words in a sentence somehow gives them merit. Just use plain English for crying out loud!
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
I don't care what you people say, Prometheus is my personal savior, period.
Added by edit. Prometheus sacrificed himself to centuries of torture and pain so human civilization could progress. Life for mankind was a lot better ever since we had fire. Jesus suffered for a day for...? Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
(1) Pajamas TV didn't even get the map of North America right. They put Canada as part of USA. (2) There's a connection between democrats and swine flu? How? (3) It wasn't President Carter! It was Ford, a republican! My question is don't conservatives ever get embarrassed for voting morons into office? Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
One wonderful afternoon, a priest was strolling along the garden of his church when he saw a frog with the saddest look on his face. He stopped and said to the frog, "Gee, I wish you could talk so you could tell me why you are so sad."
The frog replied, "Actually, I can talk. I was once an altar boy in this church. One day, I saw an old gypsy woman walking by and I made fun of her. She turned to me and turned me into a talking frog." The priest said, "Wow, that's too bad. Is there anything I can do to help?" The frog replied, "Actually, there is. The gypsy woman said that if someone could take me back to his home and let me sleep in his bed for one night I would turn back to a boy again." The priest said, "Well, Jesus does teach us to be charitable to each other, so you can come home with me and sleep in my bed." The priest then picked up the frog and put him in his pocket. That night, the priest put the frog in his bed and then went to sleep. In the morning when the priest woke up, the frog did indeed turn back into a boy. And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is the defense's story.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
I'm sorry, I watched that vid several times. I still don't understand. What did he mean to say in the ad?
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Paulk writes:
I thought at first that's what he said, but I guess I just couldn't believe he misspelled agents that badly... he even capitalized "Asians" for goodness sakes.
He meant it to say "agents", not "Asians".
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
You're making excuses for him. Are you trying to tell us something LOL
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Muahahahahahahahahaha!!! It took me a couple seconds, but I got it.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
For those who sing in church, beat this.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Am I the only one that can't stop reading latest ?
It's like a train wreck. Just can't look away.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Pigeon post faster than internet
quote: And you thought your internet was slow?
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