You're either straight, gay, or lying?

Maybe so, but in my everyday experience it has been males. Now, I'm not saying you're wrong but just because the men are sleeping with women and being unfaithful doesn't mean that the women they're doing it with are also being unfaithful. It has also been my experience that the women are usual delusional in the sense that they believe the men will leave their wives. But that's getting too deep into the matter.In my opinion, and I don't think we could reference any study for this, I think overall, to include all of the different cultures in the world, men usually have more mates than women do, and are usually more prone to affairs than women. In the US it may be a closer percentage, but that's because our culture is a bit more even in terms of gender equality. Again, this is more of a cultural thing than a overall human race thing. Many cultures have no proposal process in which women have a say so, and in many cultures thay also don't get any rights to divorce.I would agree though that that does describe what the culture in the US is like. Fair enough, but lets take my example to the next day. The woman you had sex with the night before got pregnant from your sexual encounter, for the next 9 month, and a while after, she will not be able to reproduce. While you are free to inseminate another woman the next day, and the day after, and so on... If they get pregnant during "round one", then "round two" is not even an issue. However, you can have as many rounds as you like with as many different women as you like and run the risk of getting most, if not all, pregnant.Womens orgasims, (I apologize in advance to all women reading this), is more of an after thought because it adds nothing to the ability to reproduce. I would say that women are "hardwired" to select a single mate that will provide and take care of them, while men are "hardwired" to inseminate as many females as possible to progress the species.- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

I think we found CS's campaign slogan if he ever runs for office. Just kidding CS...- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

You do get to define them, but I get to challenge your definitions. ...at one point we high-fived the occasion in mid-stride. I'll let you figure out how we were able to do that, without getting too explicit. I would say no, but then again, Rolling Stone magazine's covers are never that normal so...news is news, I guess.- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Is this a point for monogamy, or, rather a point for ensuring successful offsprings?Example would be the male lion. Who I would say also sticks around for reasons of protection and to ensure successful offsprings, but is far from monogamous.Also, the gorilla has this type of living arrangement as well. Them being closer to us on an evolutionary scale.- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Eh...I don't know about this one CS.It doesn't seem like the type of profession little girls hope for, or try to strive for, it seems like a last hope for survival in a fucked up world that forces them to prostitute.They may not be "fucked up" in the head, as in "mentally fucked up" (like someone on crack or who was abused would be), but their lives are fucked up in the sense that they sell their bodies just to survive, and their heads can't be right if they've convinced themselves that this is OK. Just like pornstars.Here's an opinion from "the Chomsky" that deals with what I'm saying.The main point is to stop the conditions that force women to have to humiliate themselves - even if they consent to it - the point is it shouldn't be an option. However, if they have convinced themselves that it's OK to humiliate themselves by selling their bodies, or don't even find it humilitating in the least, then I would say they are "fucked up" in the head. And of course, as always, I blame the system. - Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

I would agree that if someone slept with a new person everyday there is something metally wrong with them.But that seems like a far way to go to prove your point, don't you think?Casual sex, as in, maybe, a new partner every couple of months or so, and re-visits to known partners on a weekly/bi-weekly basis, or so.I would say that this type of lifestyle doesn't lead to the types of mental disfunctions that "a new person everyday" would lead to. If Chomsky heard you call him a liberal he'd slap that pink helmet clean of your head good sir. He blames as much of the current problems on the liberal left as he does the conservative right. He would consider himself a Libertarian/Socialist, in the proper sense.Here's his own words on it: I have daughters, two of them. I of course would not like for them to be "loose", but then again what do we mean by "loose"? If they, when they are adults, consent to casual sex (as in what I described above), in a responsible manner, then I have no opinion on it further than "please protect yourselves".As adults, they would be free to make their own choices, and I don't expect to agree with all of them. But it does not mean that we "casual sex'rs" (I don't think thats a word - lol) can't experience the same kind of "love" that one in a monogamous relationship would - All be it, not in a conventional way by our current society's standard. I will agree with this only because that is how I'm currently feeling - sort of. Not running away from it, but not looking for it. Just ended a long relationship, sadly because I fucked up, and now I feel regret for my actions. Due to this feeling I don't want to meet anyone of value, (not that it won't happen on it's own), because I feel my current profession puts me in situations where infidelity is almost guaranteed.I do see where you're coming from though, I just don't think it can be given any percentage to represent all of our society or parts of it.If you really had to lock people down into a set pattern, I think you'll find that in most cases, you can't. People vary constantly in their sexual promiscuity. I've known women who were "sluts" then got into a serious relationship, were faithful for years, ended the realtionship and didn't have sex again until they were in another monogamous relationship. I've known some who went back to "sluting" it up. And some who never were "sluts" and due to a bad break-up became "sluts". And the same goes for many of my guy friends.It varies so much that you can't predict the outcome of the affects due to casual sex.- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

And he leaves out mari-jane because it is not a drug or addictive - Oni happy now with Rahvin. - Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

*gets on soapbox*Drugs: heroin, crack-cocaine, cocaine, crystal meth, tylenol, prozac, viagra, etc.Plants, belonging to the kingdom Plantae: cannabis, coca, ferns, moss, etc.We can call it whatever we want, but a drug it is not, it's a plant that's deemed illegal - for some reason? Yes I did! One day, hopeful, it's nation wide. I have fun when I visit Cali and go to the "clinics", it's like pothead heaven.And of course it's gonna be for tax reasons! Greedy mothefu*&ers, but hey, this is one tax revenue they can have. No complaints from me. - Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Roflmao, exactly! Correct!!!- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Ok, first settle down pertofuck.I was married at the age of 19, had my first daughter at 21, second daughter at 23. Btw, this was after serving my country as a US. Marine - graduated from Parris Island, 1st Battalion, Platton 1025 (in case you need some evidence).I was married for 7 years and got divorced. To this day their mother and I are friends, we even go on vacation together with the kids.After that I was single for a while and had casual sex, like a normal dude.Meet a girl soon after, got engaged and that one I'll admit I fucked up. I was already a full time comic and the road gets lonely. I don't expect you to understand that, but then again, how does that saying go? "Walk a mile in my shoes", or something like that?When that was over I enjoyed casual sex, like a normal dude.My kids aren't scattered around, with different women (not that I personally have a problem with people who do). I don't live in NYC, the meca of comedy, so I can be 10 minutes away from my daughters.I sacrifice a lot for them. I never make a decision without them in mind, or their feelings in mind. So for you to question me as a parent, something far more personal than I ever thought someone would bring up on this site, is very insulting. At a very deep level.But I got tough skin, petro. I'm on the road 15-20 days of the month, dealing with assholes, dick heads, cock suckers, mother fuckers, pussy ass punk bitches, who, when confronted face to face, back down like a bunch a cunts - so I've dealt with peolpe like you before, and I have never been fazed by it.So, I respect your opinion of me, but since I know that you don't know me, it really isn't an opinion of anything. I don't even know what this means. RAZD hasn't shown that he is bothered by anything I've said and has responded back so I'm assuming he's appreciating the exchange. But, I'd be happy to admit that I'm full of shit, this is still for fun, right? I don't need to, they look just like me. Them and I in NYC for ChristmasWell then I'm blessed because they're great. From my kids and I, Go fuck yourself. - OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.Edited by onifre, : No reason given.

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

I've worked with DL. Hughley, Jimmy Fallon, got to meet George Carlin before he died, I've performed on the same stage as Andy Kaufman, performed for the Troops (in the US), been in 4 indie film (1 of which was featured at the International Film Festival Stand Up -IMDB - Oni Perez - IMDB), written 2 screen plays, a sitcom pilot; I travel to beautiful places, stay in great hotels and make enough money to support my family...What the fuck sucks about my life? What this is based on is your complete and total fuck'n ignorance. I make people laugh for a living you depressing, self-righteous prick.- OniEdited by onifre, : Added IMDB link in case I was doubted on the film.

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Yea, but what do you know about it? Yea, but what do you know about it? You're disgusted by casual sex, but cool with ass-sex? Damn let me write that down. What about casual ass-sex? Would you be on the fence on that one?Weren't you a virgin before marriage, you're still married, right? One sexual partner, thats it, right? You're not disgusted by casual sex, you're envious of those who have it and you make up this "disgusted" bullshit to justify it to yourself that "you don't like it". But you're a man, you know you do. Deep down you know you do, you just can't get it so you play this "me no likie" crap. Save it, Taz, because I don't believe you at all. Perhaps you were just never the type that was good with the ladies. Don't hate biatch 'cause I gets the booty on a regular basis. Go enjoy sober missionary sex you wild man you. Agreed Oh, I know that. The girl I was engaged with was a single mom. The guy she was married to, and divorced, never saw the kids, so I agree with you 100%.- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

Lol - Speaking of which, check out the movie "The Heckler". I have, great movie.Those guys are cool people. I've worked and hung out plenty with Sebastian M. and Bret Ernst.

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.

"Here comes Tony!!!"....Holy shit the man knows about Hot Wheels! LmaoActually, Bret grew up in Broward and went to Palmetto High School. Tony, aside from being an Italian name, does actually represent the skaters here in Miami. I don't think it's Hot Wheels specifically but it's about South Fl. And the freestyle music he uses is ALL about South Fl.Brets' a cool guy, too. Doesn't drink or do one drug but will talk your ear off into the early morning hours like he was on coke. Funny dude though.The funniest thing about Sebastian is that after every set he sprays his entire body with AXE body spray before he meets the audience. Weird but funny.- Oni

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Petition to Bailout Comedy The Laugh Factory is imploring Congress to immediately fund what owner Jamie Masada calls an "Economic Cheer-Up." If Congress fails to act quickly, the Laugh Factory comedians are planning to march to Washington and plea to President Obama.