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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Hi Bluejay,
"The big, yellow one is the sun!" It's the kid from the science fair bit.
Well done!
What is the extra point good for? Go to any Starbucks and order whatever you like, it's free. Just let them know I sent you and give them a quick explanation of how you won. Note: this is a one time only deal.
And, the word "extra" implies that there are other means to attain these points. There are. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
wrong thread
Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Blue Jay Member (Idle past 2688 days) Posts: 2843 From: You couldn't pronounce it with your mouthparts Joined: |
Hi, Onifre.
I didn't even notice that you'd responded.
onifre writes: Go to any Starbucks and order whatever you like... You're sending a Mormon to a coffee shop. You must be a comedian or something. -Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus) Darwin loves you.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Hi Bluejay,
You're sending a Mormon to a coffee shop. You must be a comedian or something. Oooops, sorry I didn't know you couldn't drink coffee as a Mormon - I don't know much about the Mormon faith. Why can't you drink coffee, if you don't mind? - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3281 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Got to work with this guy recently. Very funny. Aussie who made it big in the UK.
If you get a chance check him out at your local comedy club.
DISCLAIMER: In this video he is quite dirty, if you take issue with cursing don't watch! Enjoy, - Oni
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Percy Member Posts: 22359 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Any chance of getting a video of *you* performing?
--Percy
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Taz Member (Idle past 3281 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Any chance of getting a video of *you* performing? --Percy
Sure...I just thought that would come across as too pretentious. But I'll get some videos up. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts. No, that's not me. I actually have no shirts for sale. In fact, my manager and I were just talking about that last week. I was a writer more than a performer for a while. I've been performing staedy now for about 3 years (6 in total) and have just started to get some recognition from festivals and talent people, so I'm now starting to put together promo-kits for it. To include shirts, CD-DVD's, etc. - Oni
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subbie Member (Idle past 1245 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
I have no idea how to embed this, so Admin, please feel free to edit.
Giving the lie to the myth that Minnesotans are a bunch of staid, square scandahoovians, but proving once and for all that we can't dance. Edited by Admin, : Make video inline. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Percy Member Posts: 22359 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Wedding as celebration! That was wonderful!
--Percy
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Blue Jay Member (Idle past 2688 days) Posts: 2843 From: You couldn't pronounce it with your mouthparts Joined: |
Hi, Oni.
onifre writes: Oooops, sorry I didn't know you couldn't drink coffee as a Mormon - I don't know much about the Mormon faith. Why can't you drink coffee, if you don't mind? It was just a joke: I really am not offended. I tease my own religion often because I'm insecure and it generally stops people from giving me a hard time about it. I don't know why we can't drink coffee. -Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus) Darwin loves you.
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
I have no idea how to embed this On the youtube page, look just to right of the video. there'll be a box that sas url: and a box that says embed: All you have to do is copy and paste the code from the embed box.
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
I don't know why we can't drink coffee. Its a drug like alcohol is.
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