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onifre
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Message 241 of 540 (514703)
07-11-2009 8:56 AM
Reply to: Message 240 by Blue Jay
07-10-2009 9:13 PM


Hi Bluejay,

"The big, yellow one is the sun!"

It's the kid from the science fair bit.

Well done!

What is the extra point good for?

Go to any Starbucks and order whatever you like, it's free. Just let them know I sent you and give them a quick explanation of how you won.

Note: this is a one time only deal.

And, the word "extra" implies that there are other means to attain these points.

There are.

- Oni


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onifre
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Message 242 of 540 (514724)
07-11-2009 3:49 PM
Reply to: Message 241 by onifre
07-11-2009 8:56 AM


wrong thread

Edited by onifre, : No reason given.


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Blue Jay
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Message 243 of 540 (515158)
07-15-2009 11:09 PM
Reply to: Message 241 by onifre
07-11-2009 8:56 AM


Hi, Onifre.

I didn't even notice that you'd responded.

onifre writes:

Go to any Starbucks and order whatever you like...

You're sending a Mormon to a coffee shop.

You must be a comedian or something.


-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

Darwin loves you.


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onifre
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Message 244 of 540 (515165)
07-16-2009 12:11 AM
Reply to: Message 243 by Blue Jay
07-15-2009 11:09 PM


Hi Bluejay,

You're sending a Mormon to a coffee shop.

You must be a comedian or something.

Oooops, sorry

I didn't know you couldn't drink coffee as a Mormon - I don't know much about the Mormon faith.

Why can't you drink coffee, if you don't mind?

- Oni

Edited by onifre, : No reason given.


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Taz
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Message 245 of 540 (515172)
07-16-2009 2:32 AM


Homeopathic emergency room

onifre
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Message 246 of 540 (515743)
07-20-2009 9:54 PM


Jim Jeffries
Got to work with this guy recently. Very funny. Aussie who made it big in the UK.

If you get a chance check him out at your local comedy club.

DISCLAIMER: In this video he is quite dirty, if you take issue with cursing don't watch!

Enjoy,

- Oni


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Percy
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Message 247 of 540 (515756)
07-21-2009 1:12 AM
Reply to: Message 246 by onifre
07-20-2009 9:54 PM


Re: Jim Jeffries
Any chance of getting a video of *you* performing?

--Percy


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Taz
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Message 248 of 540 (515766)
07-21-2009 2:41 AM
Reply to: Message 246 by onifre
07-20-2009 9:54 PM


Re: Jim Jeffries
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts.
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onifre
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Message 249 of 540 (515790)
07-21-2009 8:15 AM
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07-21-2009 1:12 AM


Re: Jim Jeffries
Any chance of getting a video of *you* performing?

--Percy

Sure...I just thought that would come across as too pretentious.

But I'll get some videos up.

- Oni


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onifre
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Message 250 of 540 (515803)
07-21-2009 10:37 AM
Reply to: Message 248 by Taz
07-21-2009 2:41 AM


Re: Jim Jeffries
Onifre, are you the comic that sells t-shirts that say something like FU/FU2 or something like that? If that's the case, I think I bought one of your t-shirts.

No, that's not me. I actually have no shirts for sale. In fact, my manager and I were just talking about that last week.

I was a writer more than a performer for a while. I've been performing staedy now for about 3 years (6 in total) and have just started to get some recognition from festivals and talent people, so I'm now starting to put together promo-kits for it. To include shirts, CD-DVD's, etc.

- Oni


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subbie
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Message 251 of 540 (516307)
07-24-2009 2:34 PM


A traditional Minnesota wedding march
I have no idea how to embed this, so Admin, please feel free to edit.

Giving the lie to the myth that Minnesotans are a bunch of staid, square scandahoovians, but proving once and for all that we can't dance.

Edited by Admin, : Make video inline.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama

We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat


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Percy
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Message 252 of 540 (516346)
07-24-2009 4:34 PM
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07-24-2009 2:34 PM


Re: A traditional Minnesota wedding march
Wedding as celebration! That was wonderful!

--Percy


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Blue Jay
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Message 253 of 540 (516358)
07-24-2009 5:05 PM
Reply to: Message 244 by onifre
07-16-2009 12:11 AM


Hi, Oni.

onifre writes:

Oooops, sorry

I didn't know you couldn't drink coffee as a Mormon - I don't know much about the Mormon faith.

Why can't you drink coffee, if you don't mind?

It was just a joke: I really am not offended. I tease my own religion often because I'm insecure and it generally stops people from giving me a hard time about it.

I don't know why we can't drink coffee.


-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

Darwin loves you.


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Message 254 of 540 (516359)
07-24-2009 5:06 PM
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07-24-2009 2:34 PM


Re: A traditional Minnesota wedding march
I have no idea how to embed this

On the youtube page, look just to right of the video. there'll be a box that sas url: and a box that says embed:

All you have to do is copy and paste the code from the embed box.


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Message 255 of 540 (516360)
07-24-2009 5:07 PM
Reply to: Message 253 by Blue Jay
07-24-2009 5:05 PM


I don't know why we can't drink coffee.

Its a drug like alcohol is.


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