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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Happy Birthday my friend!
Hope you celebrate in true English fashion: nasty warm beers, drunken Hooligan songs about Manchester United - Go Red Devils! - and kill the hangover with a hardy bake beans, sausage, bacon, black pudding and fried bread breakfast. Oh yeah, then throw up! Cheers, Straggler!!! PS. I had to do some research on a typical English breakfast - hope I was close. Edited by onifre, : 'cause Huntard is a dick "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Hi Huntard,
In fact most of your claims are just English. We in europe tend to be different per country. As the ignorant American that I am , I equate the whole thing to the UK - more specifically, the English. When I say Euro I mean the Uk, why, 'cause I'm American. But since you, being from europe, have called me on my ignorance, I will change it. Btw, way to nit-pick a birthday post, dick. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given. "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
But frankly cold and fizzy or warm, flat and uniquely tasty I am pretty easy with regard to the full range of that which can be united under the banner of the term "beer". Tonight it has been a vast selection of blonde and fruit beers in a central London bierodrome. Outrageously strong. And ranging from ambrosian nectar to gag inducing sickly nastiness. This sounds like beer poetry.
AAAAaaaaaRRRggggHHHHHHH!!!!!! Nooooooooooooo!!! You do know that ManU (as they are colloquially known) are pretty much nationally hated? Exactly because even ignorant yanks (such as yourself ) consider them synonomous with real football.
First of all, I'm Latino, cojones! So I know my football! A team with Ronaldo, Rooney and Neville is a dominating team - and they almost got Tevez which would have really made you hate them even more. Btw, didn't they just win some championship...? I thought I saw that somewhere. But you are right, however, I don't consider Euro football real football, what with all of our latin players on your teams - and of course the World Cup dominators Brazil and next year, Argentina, being the mark for true soccer playing. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
PS My missus is Argentinian so my little boy is gonna have to decide at the next world cup which way he is going to hang his boots - Latin American maestros or pie munching beer o'holics. Agentina has some of the most beautiful women, in my opinion. Congrats on scoring that! As for your son, it all depends - if he wants to be on the winning side or the losing side - I'll leave it at that. Hope you had a good B-Day and nursed that hangover. - Oni "I smoke pot. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your mouth."--Bill Hicks "I never knew there was another option other than to question everything"--Noam Chomsky
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Happy B-Day, Rahvin!
I'll smoke a blunt in your honor. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Whilst you, my friend, continue to meet my limited cultural expectations. I did roll it in a MonteCristo No.2 wrapper, so that should raise the level of sophistication a bit. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Naturally, I'm sick as a dog today Happy B-Day dude. Hope you get over the sickness and enjoy it. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Happy B-Day, Mitch (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005)
Great comic, nice guy, meet him a few times. Miss his comedy a lot. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
So what the heck happened? Like CS's link shows, he was allegedly "speedballing" and OD'd. I've seen his widow around at clubs (she still performs) and she said he was just depressed at the time, club owners were getting upset with him for being intoxicated on stage and he was having trouble getting rebooked. Plus the arrest and other charges affected him too. He was mentally not well. I heard from several club owners that on more than a few occasions he would be so drunk he would just lay down on stage and mubble his set. Which, if you've seen Mitch before, he kinda mubbles anyway. Colleges was the only thing keeping him in the mainstream, plus his appreance on That 70's Show and in the movie Lords of Dog Town also gaving appeal to a college crowd. He was a cool cool guy, and you'll hear that from anyone who has meet or worked with him. It really hit the comedy world hard when he passed away. When someone that nice and that humble of a person is lost it really sucks for a while. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Yo, yo, yo, cracka MC! Happy Birthday dude. Hope you and the family had a great day.
And I hope you found time (what with a new Straggler baby in the house) to get piss drunk wasted on some warm, sophisticated beer of your liking. Enjoy it old man. -Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Happy belated Birthday, Percy!
Ya know, gray hair is hereditary - you get it from your kids. (I know, an old one, but I like it.) Not bad. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Thank you brotha!
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Thanks dude.
Anyways, the label is not as important as the content. Very true. But who wants to be called a liberal anyway? I had to defend him. Lol - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Thanks brotha,
Stay safe, stay funny and stay here. Will try, must do, and as long as there are people calling Chomsky a liberal, I'll be here! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Whoa, almost missed the party. Let me get a light off your cake...there: I'll burn this one for you. Thanks dude, puff, puff, pass... Lets also wish Omnifre a happy bday too, where ever he/she may be. - Oni
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