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RAZD Member (Idle past 1395 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Hi Bluejay
I don't know why we can't drink coffee. Back in the 60's I worked for a summer in Idaho, and one of the guys there was a mormon. He told me that mormons could not consume stimulants, like caffeine ... except that when the church purchased a pepsi bottling company pepsi was okay ... I never knew if he was joking or serious. Enjoy.
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4706 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined: |
Pepsi is God.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them. Thomas Jefferson
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Rahvin Member Posts: 4024 Joined: Member Rating: 8.8 |
Coke > Pepsi.
Discuss.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1245 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
The only good use of any cola is something to put rum in.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4706 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined: |
You're dead to me. I won't even quote your blasphemy.
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them. Thomas Jefferson
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Rahvin writes: Coke > Pepsi. I totally agree. Considering I have well over 50 years of expierience, coke just tastes more robust. There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3940 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
quote: Source (off-line):Ed Raymond The Reader (Duluth, Minnesota, USA), July 30, 2009, page 13 Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9053 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
Used to depend on my mood. Wasn't a slave to either. None shall pass my lips now. Gave up caffeine a couple months ago. Oh what a difference.
OH, I guess I lied. Rum and Coke tastes like crap with sugarfree, caffeine free, so I did have a few Cuba Libres when I was fishing in Canada last week. Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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rueh Member (Idle past 3651 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
Coke + 151 = karaoke
Pepsi + 151 = karaoke 151 + 0 = passed out on the floor therefore Coke = Pepsi 'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4706 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined: |
No joke: I keep Pepsi hidden in my room and basement. I wait for may parents to leave the house, then I sneak out to the store to by 2 liter bottles to refill my 20 ouncer. I'm 100 lbs. over weight and I'm not a big eater. 75+% of my caloric intake is Pepsi. I'm always moving: camping, hiking, boating, fishing, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, tending the gardens. My doctor advises that I seek counseling for Pepsi abuse.
A Week's Worth of Empties I'm completely indifferent to Coke. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them. Thomas Jefferson
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Percy Member Posts: 22359 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.8 |
You might want to peruse the Good Calories, Bad Calories, by Gary Taubes thread.
--Percy
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Shield Member (Idle past 2852 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
Theres also the Divorce hearings:
http://www.break.com/...pected-divorce-hearing-entrance.html
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Stile Member Posts: 4295 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: |
Spiced Rum > rum (that's why it gets capitals)
...where cola is concerned.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9053 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
I'd rather drink dish water than spiced rum. Do you know why they put "spice" in it? Because it is the crap rum that no one will buy. Dregs.
Now try some high end Appleton or Myers, or Bacardi 8 year old. Now you are talking. These Rums are best served three fingers on the rocks.I have also had the Appleton 21 year old. That is unbelievable. Once caught my wife mixing it with Coke. Almost caused a divorce. Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3940 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien
I earlier weeded a couple of Bush era quotes out of my "signature". I've now added the above quoted. Yes, it's a lot of quotes. But I make a point of only activating my "signature" occasionally, by no means every time I post. Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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