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RAZD
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Message 256 of 540 (516422)
07-24-2009 9:08 PM
Reply to: Message 253 by Blue Jay
07-24-2009 5:05 PM


it's the real thing?
Hi Bluejay

I don't know why we can't drink coffee.

Back in the 60's I worked for a summer in Idaho, and one of the guys there was a mormon. He told me that mormons could not consume stimulants, like caffeine ... except that when the church purchased a pepsi bottling company pepsi was okay ...

I never knew if he was joking or serious.

Enjoy.


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Message 257 of 540 (516425)
07-24-2009 9:36 PM
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07-24-2009 9:08 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Pepsi is God.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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Message 258 of 540 (516429)
07-24-2009 10:10 PM
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07-24-2009 9:36 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Coke > Pepsi.

Discuss.


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Message 259 of 540 (516431)
07-24-2009 10:31 PM
Reply to: Message 258 by Rahvin
07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
The only good use of any cola is something to put rum in.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama

We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat


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Message 260 of 540 (516433)
07-24-2009 10:40 PM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
You're dead to me. I won't even quote your blasphemy.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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bluescat48
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Message 261 of 540 (516436)
07-24-2009 11:35 PM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Rahvin writes:

Coke > Pepsi.

I totally agree. Considering I have well over 50 years of expierience, coke just tastes more robust.


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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Message 262 of 540 (517661)
08-02-2009 3:48 AM


They wanted to adopt a highway in Missouri
quote:
Most states have Adopt-A-Highway programs where organizations and groups can volunteer to keep a section of a highway clean of rubbish. Some years ago the state of Missouri lost a legal battle when it tried to prevent the Ku Klux Klan from volunteering. But they were ready in 2008 when a neo-Nazi group called the Nationalist Socialist Movement volunteered to clean a highway. "Sure," said the Missouri Department of Transportation, "You can clean this section of highway four times a year." The state immediately renamed the highway the Rabbi Abraham Joshua Herchel Memorial Highway, who gained Jewish fame by escaping Nazi Germany and becoming a prominent Jewish theologian and civil rights lobbyist in the United States. The Nazis are now keeping "his" highway clean - and don't dare stop.

Source (off-line):
Ed Raymond
The Reader (Duluth, Minnesota, USA), July 30, 2009, page 13

Moose


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Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose


  
Theodoric
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Message 263 of 540 (517741)
08-02-2009 11:47 AM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Used to depend on my mood. Wasn't a slave to either. None shall pass my lips now. Gave up caffeine a couple months ago. Oh what a difference.

OH, I guess I lied. Rum and Coke tastes like crap with sugarfree, caffeine free, so I did have a few Cuba Libres when I was fishing in Canada last week.


Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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rueh
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Message 264 of 540 (518127)
08-04-2009 6:45 AM
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07-24-2009 10:10 PM


Re: it's the real thing?
Coke + 151 = karaoke
Pepsi + 151 = karaoke
151 + 0 = passed out on the floor
therefore Coke = Pepsi


'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
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Message 265 of 540 (518139)
08-04-2009 8:07 AM
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08-04-2009 6:45 AM


Pepsi Jones
No joke: I keep Pepsi hidden in my room and basement. I wait for may parents to leave the house, then I sneak out to the store to by 2 liter bottles to refill my 20 ouncer. I'm 100 lbs. over weight and I'm not a big eater. 75+% of my caloric intake is Pepsi. I'm always moving: camping, hiking, boating, fishing, mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, tending the gardens. My doctor advises that I seek counseling for Pepsi abuse.

A Week's Worth of Empties

I'm completely indifferent to Coke.


Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them.
Thomas Jefferson

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Message 266 of 540 (518155)
08-04-2009 9:44 AM
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08-04-2009 8:07 AM


Re: Pepsi Jones
You might want to peruse the Good Calories, Bad Calories, by Gary Taubes thread.

--Percy


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Message 267 of 540 (518164)
08-04-2009 10:38 AM
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07-24-2009 2:34 PM


Re: A traditional Minnesota wedding march
Theres also the Divorce hearings:

http://www.break.com/index/jk-unexpected-divorce-hearing-entrance.html


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Message 268 of 540 (518175)
08-04-2009 11:56 AM
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07-24-2009 10:31 PM


Everyone has a little Captain in them.
Spiced Rum > rum (that's why it gets capitals)

...where cola is concerned.


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Message 269 of 540 (518275)
08-04-2009 9:55 PM
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08-04-2009 11:56 AM


Re: Everyone has a little Captain in them.
I'd rather drink dish water than spiced rum. Do you know why they put "spice" in it? Because it is the crap rum that no one will buy. Dregs.

Now try some high end Appleton or Myers, or Bacardi 8 year old. Now you are talking. These Rums are best served three fingers on the rocks.
I have also had the Appleton 21 year old. That is unbelievable. Once caught my wife mixing it with Coke. Almost caused a divorce.


Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
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Message 270 of 540 (518772)
08-08-2009 1:22 AM


O'Brien on Beck on racism
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

I earlier weeded a couple of Bush era quotes out of my "signature". I've now added the above quoted.

Yes, it's a lot of quotes. But I make a point of only activating my "signature" occasionally, by no means every time I post.

Moose


Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose


  
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