If you were God, what kind of God would you be?

Make it seven. Don't rape Suzy.It's perfectly possible to make moral determinations without the instruction of an imaginary authority figure.Further, to anyone who thinks that a being who would tell a man to sacrifice his son and only relent at the last moment, or who would kill the entire world's population with a Flud, or kill all the firstborn children of Egypt because the Pharaoh did what the being forced him to do, is morally perfect...Fuck you, sociopath. You'd think raping Suzy was good if your God told you to do it, and think it was bad if he told you that, too. For all your complaints of moral relativism, authoritarian morality is relativism of the worst kind, because it is based solely on the arbitrary whims of the authority figure and not an any sort of consistent standard.

Don't forget mixing meat and cheese. That's a doosey.My delicious roast beef and swiss sandwiches are an abomination before the LORD...and it tickles me.