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Message 62 of 540 (475893)
07-19-2008 3:14 PM

Time for some campaignin'

It is time for some light-hearted, non-partisan humor to get you in the spirit of voting.

Enjoy...

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Message 78 of 540 (480213)
09-01-2008 3:28 PM

Reply to: Message 77 by Chiroptera
09-01-2008 2:41 PM

Re: Gov. Palin's 17 year old daughter Bristol is pregnant

Commenting on another person's personal life may be inappropriate, but I can't help but point out that I do find some ironic humor in what the younger Palin's pregnancy says about the effectiveness of the "Abstinence Only Education" policies held by the mother.

Would it be less ironic and less humorous if Gov. Palin advocated condom dispenseries and her daughter still got pregnant? Or, you know, maybe an unwed pregnant 17 year old isn't humorous at all for all the reasons listed in the article.

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Message 81 of 540 (480220)
09-01-2008 4:49 PM

Reply to: Message 79 by cavediver
09-01-2008 3:36 PM

Re: Gov. Palin's 17 year old daughter Bristol is pregnant

Yes, for blatently obvious reasons

How so, if the point is not to get pregnant? Whether it is by abstaining or by using contraceptives, if she got pregnant it stands to reason that the hilarity would continue.... Well, if that we're actually funny to begin with.

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Message 82 of 540 (480231)
09-01-2008 5:39 PM

2008 Democrat National Convention (email)

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

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Message 93 of 540 (484185)
09-26-2008 8:53 PM

Science fail

Edited by Nemesis Juggernaut, : No reason given.

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Message 98 of 540 (484259)
09-27-2008 11:35 AM

Reply to: Message 95 by Rahvin
09-26-2008 11:18 PM

Re: Science fail

Watch her other videos. She's mentally ill. Not being sarcastic or insulting - she needs help.

Really? If that's the case, that certainly changes things. I guess one would either have to live in a bubble their whole lives or be mentally ill to think that water + sunlight = government conspiracy.

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Message 100 of 540 (484277)
09-27-2008 2:15 PM

Reply to: Message 99 by Percy
09-27-2008 2:05 PM

Re: Science fail

She's not *that* batty. She thinks that pollution vapors are seeping out of the ground and causing the rainbow effect when combined with water droplets from a sprinkler. She has in mind the color effects one sees when a bit of gasoline gets into a puddle of water at a gas station.

I realize that is what she was thinking, but you have to ask who the heck hasn't seen a spectrum in a sprinkler?

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Message 286 of 540 (524401)
09-16-2009 11:00 AM

FAIL blog

Failure may not be an option, but it is the reality. Welcome to the illustrious FAIL blog. Pages upon pages of epic fail.

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Message 288 of 540 (524838)
09-19-2009 2:28 PM

What debate at EvC is like

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Message 290 of 540 (524921)
09-20-2009 8:29 AM

Reply to: Message 289 by Minnemooseus
09-19-2009 7:15 PM

Re: We're #2

Ha! That guy's a total jackass

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