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roxrkool
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Message 316 of 540 (529831)
10-10-2009 6:30 PM
Reply to: Message 315 by Taz
10-10-2009 11:38 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
haha Love that one!

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bluescat48
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Message 317 of 540 (529881)
10-10-2009 10:05 PM
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10-10-2009 11:38 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
I wonder what he would have got if he had said "A hair on my head."


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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bluegenes
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Message 318 of 540 (529925)
10-11-2009 6:20 AM
Reply to: Message 317 by bluescat48
10-10-2009 10:05 PM


Re: You get what you pay for
bluescat48 writes:

I wonder what he would have got if he had said "A hair on my head."

Ann Coulter?


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Izanagi
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Message 319 of 540 (529930)
10-11-2009 6:59 AM
Reply to: Message 318 by bluegenes
10-11-2009 6:20 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
Adam: I'll give a hair on my head.
God: Ok, you get Ann Coulter.
Adam: Hmm... So about this gay thing...

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onifre
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Message 320 of 540 (529967)
10-11-2009 11:08 AM
Reply to: Message 318 by bluegenes
10-11-2009 6:20 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
Ann Coulter?


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Message 321 of 540 (529968)
10-11-2009 11:23 AM
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10-11-2009 11:08 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
Actually you could trade Ann Coulter for Sarah Palin.


There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008


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onifre
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Message 322 of 540 (529970)
10-11-2009 11:31 AM
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10-11-2009 11:23 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
Actually you could trade Ann Coulter for Sarah Palin.

Maybe this isn't the popular opinion, but I find Sarah Palin kinda hot, in that sexy librarian kinda way.

Ann Coulter I think actually has a penis.


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Taz
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Message 323 of 540 (530485)
10-13-2009 5:40 PM
Reply to: Message 322 by onifre
10-11-2009 11:31 AM


Re: You get what you pay for
onifre writes:

Ann Coulter I think actually has a penis.


And I thought I was the only one that ever had that thought.

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onifre
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Message 324 of 540 (530493)
10-13-2009 6:42 PM
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10-13-2009 5:40 PM


She's a man baby...
Oni writes:

Ann Coulter I think actually has a penis.

Taz writes:

And I thought I was the only one that ever had that thought.

LOL, apparently not, huh?

Have you seen this?

Even Oscar Wilde had doubts:

quote:
“Dude I would fuck him, wait it's a she?!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ann Coulter


- Oni


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Lithodid-Man
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Message 325 of 540 (530633)
10-14-2009 11:22 AM
Reply to: Message 324 by onifre
10-13-2009 6:42 PM


Isto on Coulter
Christopher "Isto" White sings his Ann Coulter song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNs_S0n7P8


Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?"
Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true"
Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?"
Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"

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Perdition
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Message 326 of 540 (530881)
10-15-2009 11:47 AM


LOLCat Bible
I don't know if anyone else has posted this before, but the project seems to be done, or mostly done, and it's quite a feat. A feat of what, you ask...I'm not quite sure, but it's a feat of something:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page


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Message 327 of 540 (530911)
10-15-2009 1:30 PM
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10-15-2009 11:47 AM


Re: LOLCat Bible
See Message 313.

--Percy


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Perdition
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Message 328 of 540 (530958)
10-15-2009 4:27 PM
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10-15-2009 1:30 PM


Re: LOLCat Bible
Hmm, so I should have looked a little up the page...I knew I found it somewhere, but for some reason I didn't remember it being from here. Sorry for the double reference.

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onifre
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Message 329 of 540 (531716)
10-19-2009 1:20 PM


scientist turned comedian
I thought this guy was pretty funny. I've never seen anything like this.

Scientist Turned Comedian

Enjoy

- Oni

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Taz
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Message 330 of 540 (531975)
10-20-2009 5:58 PM


Before I post the following joke of the day, please please please keep in mind that I have a clear conscience that I AM NOT A RACIST IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM AND THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH ANYTHING THE FOLLOWING POEM HAS TO SAY. That said, I got a really good laugh out of it simply because of the cleverness put into it. I actually found myself reading it in rhythm. And it rhymes!

quote:

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, American guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the American race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.


Added by edit.

Apparently, it was written by councillor Ellenor Bland, a Tory. Here is the original version about the UK.

quote:
I cross ocean poor and broke
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can".
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in, but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good, and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, to keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Pakistan!

Edit again. My apology. Ellenor Bland didn't write this, although she was removed from the list of candidates for forwarding the email LOL! What a dumbass!

Edited by Taz, : No reason given.

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