Now... why is it that laymen seem to think this means that I believe in UFOs?
Here's a funny TRUE story that happened to me in St. Mary's, Georgia.
I'm having a beer at a military bar talking to a civilian who lives near by. Some how the talk gets into evolution and I explain how life may have emerged from chemicals found on any ordinary terestrial planet. I explain that there's probably many, many planets in our universe where some life has evolved; even just plant life and no animals. Maybe even planets that just have single celled organisms, or just bacteria, etc.
He flat out isn't "buying" what I was saying (his words). And asked me how I could believe that when clearly God created everything like the Bible says. Which I expected him to say. And he was cool about it, joking and not getting angry.
But here's where he shocks me (and I start laughing hysterically on the inside).
He asks me: "Do you really think some planet out there is filled with
just plants or some weird animals just doing nothing? That they just somehow evolved from mud and crap like that? That's crazy! ... Anyway, let me tell you this story about my cousins neighbor who says he was abducted..."
What?! I asked myself, he doesn't believe that other things exist on other planets, but he believes that
Aliens from other planets abducted his cousins neighbor? Is this guy fucking insane?
But I didn't have the heart to call him on his cognitive dissonance (he would have thought that meant I called him a
fag), so I made a joke about it. I said: "Wait, God made other people on other planets and gave those assholes spaceships, while we're stuck here?" And he (In a moment of clarity) said: "Yea... what a dick." And we both laughed hysterically.
- Oni
*Sorry if this was off-topic, Britanican.
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