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Taz Member (Idle past 3281 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
the American Legion Magazine Nov 2009 writes: The Aging process could be slowed if it had to work its way through Congress. Edited by bluescat48, : correction Edited by bluescat48, : ditto Edited by bluescat48, : missing part Edited by bluescat48, : typooo There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2467 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
A reminder of the great law of Poe:
quote: Courtesy of P. Z. Myers blog and an amusing article on Internet Rules here:
Internet Rules I found these two sites, used to illustrate Poe's law. Anal Sex According to the Word of God Christian Nymphos | Married Sex: Spicy, the way God intended it to be! The interesting "Poe" questions are: Which one (if any) is genuine and which one is the funniest? Do express your opinions. And a nice picture from the article:
Illustrating Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8491 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Sex In Christ is the funniest. I suspect it is also the fake.
The nymphs, imho, are real. Now if I could only find one.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2467 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
AZPaul3 writes: The nymphs, imho, are real. Now if I could only find one. You'd have to marry her, of course. If you're lucky, they might have a Mormon contingent. You'd get yourself into a few interesting positions, anyway. The CN Position Page | Christian Nymphos It's when you get to sections like that, you start to get Poe questions in the mind.
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quote: Four edits on a post about aging made me lol
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Four edits on a post about aging made me lol I hadn't caught that!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1395 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Four edits on a post about aging made me lol Well they tell me that memory is the second thing to go ... ... I just can't remember what the first is. Enjoy. by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • •
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
The first thing to go is remembering that memory is the 2d thing to go.
The third is my typpiigg There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4180 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
As I havesaid many times I amm the woilds woist typpiissht. Hic, hic, hic.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Lithodid-Man Member (Idle past 2921 days) Posts: 504 From: Juneau, Alaska, USA Joined: |
But is new to me and made me laugh:
Would make an awesome bumper sticker! Doctor Bashir: "Of all the stories you told me, which were true and which weren't?" Elim Garak: "My dear Doctor, they're all true" Doctor Bashir: "Even the lies?" Elim Garak: "Especially the lies"
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1395 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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don't panda to me
I can't bear it ... Enjoy by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • •
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2285 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
Great piece from the ever funny Jon Stewart:
Link here I hunt for the truth I am the one Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping handMy image is of agony, my servants rape the land Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore. -Lyrics by Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead
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Rahvin Member Posts: 4024 Joined: Member Rating: 8.8 |
That's hilarious.
It's even more funny after seeing Beck's original insane rant about the Fascist/Communist subversive artwork planted by liberals in the Rockefeller building. You know. Where NBC's studio is. OMGLIBERALNAZIFASCISTCOMMINISTS WILL DESTROY SPARTAFREEDOMERICA! He neglects to point out, of course, that his own studio is in the same building. The rant itself was hilariously crazy though, even without pointing out the factual errors and deliberate oversights.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2941 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Best line from the Stewart video:
"The communist are trying to socialize your nazisim" Brilliant word play! - Oni
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