With all the rain we've been having lately I just knew someone had moved my town, city, metroplex, all of it, to Seattle. I've been accusing the city council (one of them has a sister who's son's uncle is some kind of political big wig somewhere and I think somewhat of a land swap deal was involved). I may have been right after all.
I'm hoping that in moving an entire continent someone would have noticed the ropes and found out who was doing the actual moving. All I need do now is find the people who know who did the actual moving, confront the people who did the actual moving, recover the public's tax dollars paid them by the city council and use that money to pay them to move us back to the desert where we belong.