Does anyone remember that Harry Enfield character, the German student who was always apologising for the behaviour of his people during the war? Well I feel a bit like that after reading this. Here goes:
I feel that I must apologise for the ignorance and superstition exhibited by my people in this survey. Please forgive them, for I am sure they were pissed out of their skulls when this poll was taken.
"We must respect the law, not let it blind us away from the basic principles of fairness, justice and freedom"