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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
I Will Derive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE&eurl=http://i... The funniest video i ever saw. A song about math problems. Cameo appearence by TI-83
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
You almost make it sounds like those two guys appearance is a bad thing?
personally, i think, that guys like those two, who do not care about physical appearance, sports and other distractions from their primary interest, are the future rulers of this world. Dont get me wrong, social life, sports and so forth, can be an important part of life, but if youre geeky enough to not care about those things, chances are, you'll become greater than those who did care.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
From foxnows, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365561,00.html
Bush says
quote: That really made me laugh. Thats what indicated that to people? How about when he declared on national TV that “I’m a war president”? Or how about when he went into a two wars? Edited by rbp, : No reason given.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
'Borrow 'til we're broke' Reaganomics has now run its course. Nownow... Reaganomics can't have been THAT bad. Let me just look at this graph of US public debt:
Let's see.. Reagan entered office in '81..What the... Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Change full size graphic to a thumnail.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
"A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked. "Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer." "Yes - so what?" "Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle - how does it *know*?"" |
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can order, the bartender says, "You're all assholes," and pours two beers. A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks and passes the night away. When he's ready to leave he asks the bartender how much he owed, and the bartender said "For you, no charge". A chemist, a physicist and a biologist are walking along the beach. The physicist stops, looks out at the ocean and says "I just have to understand the motion of the waves better" and walks into the sea and never returns. The biologist looks out to the sea and says "I just have to understand the sea creatures better" and walks out into the ocean and never returns. The chemist pulls out a notebook and writes "Physicist and biologist both soluble."
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
For a second there, i fell for it. I thought it was genuine.
Would be real cool if it was real. Google would be in for a huge shitstorm though
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
Do as i did. Drink a bottle of red wine and smoke a joint. Now it's 3D!
On the real though, i percieve it as regular video clips, GIF'ed and flaky. No 3D without illegal assistance
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
From the description:
An inflammatory classified ad and the resulting news investigation confirms what every Craigslister already knows: always, always proofread your listing before it goes out. Watch it here: http://www.break.com/...sie-says-asians-need-not-apply1.html (I tried to figure out if it was possible to embed the video, but it did not seem like it) Edited by rbp, : Corrected spelling error.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
Funny if it is a real sign. However;
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
Theres also the Divorce hearings:
http://www.break.com/...pected-divorce-hearing-entrance.html
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Shield Member (Idle past 2890 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
This the is Original Post of a thread that got on to the mainpage of AboveTopSecret.com
quote:Homosexuality is a choice and nothing else!, page 1 I think the guy is serious. That alone makes it funny Edited by rbp, : No reason given.
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