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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
A) Hardcore creationist Buz is fun, ICANT is probably the most frustrating.
B) Pragmatic believer Brotha Bailey is my personal fav since we share a love for classic guitar. Don't see him much these days though. Bluejay is runner up.
C) Pragmatic disbeliever Definitely Mod, the rest of the disbelievers let emotion get involved in their/our opinions. Bluegenes was pretty badass in his debate with RAZD.
D) Rampant atheist Rahvin and you too, Christopher. Some of the new guys like Hooah are pretty vicious about it, too.
(E) Open-minded skeptic How can it be anyone other than the only true non-psuedoskeptic in this forum?
(G) The third side of the argument I personally like Jazzns, obviously in the social threads. Also, Hyro in these threads always has an intereting perpective.
(F) A category on his own: Catholic Sci takes this one. His beliefs are almost contradictory, but he finds a way to make it not so. Plus, like you, I feel he can insult me and I'm totally cool with it.
(I) Most missed: That long haired liberal is greatly missed in the social threads.
Most Ignostic: Mr Onifre "What exactly do you mean by god" Perez. had to get a mention. Because he makes me laugh and keeps us all grounded with his ability to cut through pompous bullshit. This brought a cynical tear to my eye.
He who dares wins: Lyx2no for taking on the mantle of his predecessor with great aplomb. I hate to sound insensitive, but I think its the same dude. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I'll take that as a compliment Most definitely! You're beliefs remind me of Ken Miller's beliefs and how he expressed it in his book "Finding Darwin's God" - which is what I think you've done - found a way to incorporate science with your faith. You and Bluejay both have this quality (and others but you two are the ones I'm most familiar with).
The original lyx2no died and the current one is his nephew, IIRC. I know, I remember also. But if you notice the writing style and word usage from then and now is almost identical. The same knowledge on the same subjects, and at the same level. That's why I said I think its the same dude. However, this could just mean his uncle(?) taught him every single thing he knew, and how to debate in the exact same manner. Suspicious to me, but that's cuz I do a lot of writing and have a ken eye for picking up on similar writing styles - which I could be totally off on. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I hope your dick falls off. Don't even joke like that!
Ah yes our resident cheese agnostic. The man for who every slice of pizza is a voyage of discovery. That was even more hilarious than when he declared (in all seriousness) that the existence of gods was equally as evidenced as the existence of dogs.
I'll reply for CS here: fuck off!
Social Randomite: You Oni. Not that your views don't form a coherent whole. Just that you don't tend to always fall into the Lib/Con dichotomy as easily as most. So one for the aluminium hat brigade. How are those conspiratorial tendencies by the way? PSCT!!! Its a deadly cocktail of drugs and hours of late night online reading that takes me into this world of random thinking. I've had to reserve my conspiracy theories as of late for fear that big brother is monitoring this site.
Pragmatic conservative: Probably Hyro. Interesting and articulate. But I suspect we are destined to disagree. This is the opinon that I'm most used to hearing, since he shares the same views as most cubans of my generation - which is to say my closes friends. Still conservative but with a left-lean. I like reading his posts a lot.
Rightwing Nutjob: I personally think Legend has his moments. Buz is a prime contender for his crazed Obama views. But the true loon here is Artemis Enteri.
Fuck that, RiverRat is the true nutjob for me. However I will admit that his posts often make me laugh. For you I'll create "The most relentless debating athiest" Oscar. 3 fuckn' threads! Really?! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
But seriously - What kind of a no life geek knows the proper spelling of the word "Anaorak"....? I felt some late night drunken anger in this post. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
In my own mind, at the time, I was the very definition of subtle wit and ironic humour with an undercurrent of post-modern sarcastic pathos. Reading back now I just sound like a wanker. This happens to me any time I get on stage after a few too many. Always seems like a great idea, because I'm so funny around my friends, but when I actually have to address the audience in a coherent manner I usually forget everything - mostly everything. -Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
You are not supposed to agree with me! You were supposed to say: "No. Not at all. It was hilarious. I got it even if nobody else did". But that is obviously too much to expect from our resident scyther of BS. Haha! I gave your post a laughing icon and a 5 rating because I did think it was funny...don't be so sensitive.
I will never drink again. Well.... Until next time. - I'll assume in a few hours from now....
Posting drunk always seems like a really really good idea. Sometimes I read it back later and think - Phew! that sounds almost like you know what you are talking about" and sometimes I read it back and just cringe. I always cringe when I read mine back. It's like going through my text messages in the morning after a night of heavy drinking. I regret every text I sent, except the one that achieved it's goal. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Once again I have a keyboard laced with **random alcoholic beverage** (Argie red wine in this particular instance) as a result of reading one of your posts. Sorry dude. I'll put a disclaimer on my posts that have the humor angle. Btw, did you see who England's first match in the Cup is with? - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
No friggin problem. Bring. It. On. Are you quoting cheerleading movies?
seriously cannot wait. Have lots of mates going out to SA for the competition. Alas these days I am too domesticated for that to be a realistic option....... Word. That sucks though, you could have made the trip down there to see them get their asses handed to them (England of course).
Biggest US "soccer" fan? Or are you all imbecilic philistines with no appreciation of the beautiful game? My team is Spain. But like any sports fan, I support my home team...especially when they're facing England's finnest(?). - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
humorless gimp I'm stealing that!
If you really want to go through this yet again start yet another thread FUCKKKKKKKKKK Well, I guess we should all get ready for fancy banners and an over use of the word "misrepresentation." Someone mentioned a duel, I think this is the way to go - but with paintballs - and you guys can Deck the Halls with them, Fa la la la la, fa la la la. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
You do know I only post here in the vain hope that I can supply you with material don't you? I admit stealing many of lines from this site, your posts always have a few gems.
I am off to nurse my hangover before my son wakes up and starts jumping all over me. Ouch! Enjoy. I just got back from a show so my night is about to start. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Well how about a forum Oscar for the coveted award of most comedically quotable? As our resident pro you are disqualified from nomination. So my nomination goes to Dr Jones. For reasons that I think are obvious. But CS gets a mention too for some of his less intended gems. Those who always make me laugh in their posts: YouCS RiverRat (right-wing nutjob humor) xongsmith cavediver But, I must admit that the funniest poster, who also adds lots to the debate, is lyx2no. One of my favorite gems from the past that I remember was between Hyro and CS. From the "you're either, gay, straight or lying" thread, Hyro was trying to explain to Rahvin that eventually swinger couples fail, but there was a lot of talk about gay sex in that thread. CS catches a great line:
Hyro writes: I, too, know swinger couples. And from what I've seen, the cream inevitably rises to the surface.
CS writes: There's gotta be a better way to phrase that... Classic. In the same thread, Taz admits to me that he's not disgusted by man to man-ass sex, but that he was disgusted by my lifestyle of casual sex. The entire thread is hilarious to read.
I think Rrhain edges it as he seems intent on detailed fact based destruction rather than any form of conceptual consensus when he debates. The only thing I don't like about Rrhain's debating style as that he's never clear as to where HE stands and what HE means. Most of his posts consist of a breakdown of what he thinks the person is saying, which he often misrepresents. Then a debate with him becomes more about what you're saying and what he's representing it as, than the actual topic. He'll write "are you saying that....." Then you have to spend an entire post explaining that you didn't mean that, which he then replies with another "are you saying that....." And round and round it goes. At least that's been my experience with him. That's why I often ignore his long redundant posts to me - one because they are boring to read, two because it's just a misrepresentation of what one is actually saying. You are hard to debate, but you at the very least try to understand what the person you are debating is saying, according to them (not your interpretation of it). Once you've comprehended their argument the best you can, you then proceed with the debate. Rrhain does not do this. He jumps in with what he thinks you are saying, which is so fuckn' frustrating to deal with. Rahvin however is a great debater - he often goes way long to make a simple point, but it's a great read most of the time. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
It looks like it wants to be a limerick, but there's only passing homage to the proper meter, a shocking preponderance of slant rhymes, a total lack of interesting metaphysical imagery, and an air of dull informality that... okay, I'll stop. You sound like my ex-wife. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If none of that makes any sense this will be utterly wasted on you. To those who it does make any sense at all to - Well if it entertains you half as much as it did me whilst I was thinking it up as I sweated on the treadmill then that is an unexpected bonus. RAZ, sorry dude, cuz I actually enjoyed your poem a lot. But, dude, you just got served! God damn, Straggler!!!!!! Sick lyrics! Seriously, no joke. You've got skills crack'a MC. POST OF THE YEAR, SIR - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Been out of the country for a few, just getting to see the latest and greatest lyrical masterpiece from Strag MC.
Once again, sick dude!
Oh Oni what have you done? You really should not encourage me when it comes to this sort of thing. The past couple of days I have been noting down every single dumbass thought and rhyme that makes me chuckle and grin exactly as I used to do 20 odd years ago. That's awesome! Fuck yea dude. I hope that feeling felt good, creativity is what breaks us free from the normal and mondaine.
As a punk-ass white boy it used to be my way of getting my own back on the school bullies and generally garnering some sort of respect as a teenager. With lyrics like these it seems like you grew up in 8 Mile. All great stuff - just a few of my favs:
While all around are losing their heads. The moderate one enhances threads. Logically methodologically posting periodically. Always excels at epistemology. And what on Earth have you done to that chicken? Whatever it was it looks shell shocked and stricken. The entire menagerie - they're all praying. Having nightmares at the inclinations he's displaying. No offence dude. Really I'm only playing. But what is that noise? Why is that a donkey braying? He says gods and dogs are equally evidenced. While LindaLou squeeks "RAZD for world president!" For Christs sake. Why don't those two get a room? Gaze adoringly while they ponder the morphic fields of shrooms. His topic is bending bars. And how light travels from the stars. Very confused by thermodynamics. Don't even start on quantum mechanics. But, my #1 pic, which, if you we battling, would be the lyric we'd all start shouting for:
Quick before your brain turns to jelly. Follow Brian's example and smack yer head into - a telly. Ones geocentric. The other just eccentric. Thinking is concentric. ICANT wants to know when time began. Prefers eternity to the Big-Bang. But just accept he will never under-stan Forget Newton. He has the conceptual level of Neanderthal man. Brilliant. Seriously. Glad I could motivate you to write this dude. Secretly though, my favorite lyrics were the ones that talked about me. You should have been tougher on petro(the bitch)physics.
EvC forum cast and crew. This rhyme has been all about - YOU. Worrrrrd to ya mutha! - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Sorry dude, I logged off before I saw this.
Hardcore creationist: Dawn Bertot Least informed creationist: Dawn Bertot Least funny creatioinist: Dawn Bertot Coolest creationist: Phat Hardcore atheist: You, queer Meanest atheist: Hooah Most trite posts: Jar Dude/s I miss the most: Huntard and Cav (where have they been lately?) Most knowledgable in football: Oni Slowly becoming an online guru: Rahvin Biggest douche nozzle: The cig Most interesting thing I learned: Hyro was NJ Least relevant thing I learned: Hyro was NJ Most "We get it. You're smart. Relax": Crashfrog Coolest return is a three way (just like they like it): Jar/Omni/Ringo *New* favorite poster (last year was Mod and WK): Granny - that dude/woman/whatever has been on point for a while now. Coolest Admin: Moose For the Top Award, the dude you just don't fuck wit: Dr. A And to all who I am FB friends with, I "like" you guys. - Oni
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