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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Humor aside, Tyson made a very strong argument on why intelligent design is dangerous for science in the following segment.
"Science is a philosophy of discovery, intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance." He spent about 8 minutes pointing out how intelligent design (not just the current modern movement) has affected the most brilliant minds in the history of science and has probably delayed progress by several centuries.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Ned the Nose writes:
Why not?
I don't think his delivery is good at all.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Ned the Nose writes:
Why do you distinguish between the two?
Just don't ask me to describe why I distinguish between the two.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Now I know a comic can't tell the difference between a question and a rhetorical question.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined:
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you, my child?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. Thinking about it for a moment, God said that He was going to make Adam a companionn and that it would be a woman. God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" "An arm and a leg," God replied. Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history...........
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
onifre writes:
And I thought I was the only one that ever had that thought.
Ann Coulter I think actually has a penis.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Before I post the following joke of the day, please please please keep in mind that I have a clear conscience that I AM NOT A RACIST IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM AND THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH ANYTHING THE FOLLOWING POEM HAS TO SAY. That said, I got a really good laugh out of it simply because of the cleverness put into it. I actually found myself reading it in rhythm. And it rhymes!
quote: Added by edit. Apparently, it was written by councillor Ellenor Bland, a Tory. Here is the original version about the UK.
quote: Edit again. My apology. Ellenor Bland didn't write this, although she was removed from the list of candidates for forwarding the email LOL! What a dumbass! Edited by Taz, : No reason given. Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
onifre writes:
I know how you feel. I was involved in a shooting some months ago that caused the life of a buddy of mine in the department and left me covered in his blood. When the vultures showed up (aka the press), I was dodging like hell trying not to appear in any news outlet. I still moan for the loss of one of my colleagues, but I am happy as hell that the only mention of me in the press was "a friend" when they wrote about the fallen officer. I tried to yank every chain I could to keep my name from being released. I don't like to watch myself, nor do I like posting videos on youtube. I'm weird about things like that. Anyway, for some reason, I've always thought your avatar was you. Who's that if it's not you?
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Brian writes:
Call me dense, but why?
Danny is very funny, although he does alienate some of his potential audiences with the spelling of his surname.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Haha, I get it now. Sort of like the surnames Gay, Black, White, etc.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Haha, this is precious.
quote: Edit. By the way, is the following article for real? I can't tell if it's for real or a parody.
The G-spot 'doesn't appear to exist', say researchers Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
They've been faking it right in front of our noses all this time.
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