Surely you will not mind a few rejoinders.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Republican Value Meal?
A: It costs 2,000 bucks, and we swear none of that is spent on strippers.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: Meeting with Repulicans.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Obama still has his balls.