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Phat Member Posts: 18338 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0
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Bill Hicks is hilarious!
Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Add "(NOT AN EVOLUTION/CREATIONISM DEBATE TOPIC!) to the topic title. It was turning into such at about message 260. Edited by Admin, : Restore original title.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2503 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8552 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Lunch! Doctor took me off all those delicious fatty things. I haven't had me a good tasty 4-month old christian in more than 2 years. Good god the things you miss on a strict diet.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1281 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
She seems a little plastic to me.
You sure she's not a televangelist? Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 311 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
Mutate and Survive
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Shield Member (Idle past 2888 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
The movie "Signs" in four easy steps:
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subbie Member (Idle past 1281 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Well, if we're going to do movie parodies, we have to include Angry Alien Productions.
You haven't seen Pulp Fiction til you've seen bunnies do it. Edited by subbie, : Subtitle Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Well, if we're going to do movie parodies, we have to include Angry Alien Productions. You haven't seen Pulp Fiction til you've seen bunnies do it. These are the best! Love 'em - Oni
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Taz Member (Idle past 3318 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
So, I received this email from a stranger, probably a nigerian princess or something.
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nwr Member Posts: 6411 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Taz writes:
Fixed it for you.
So, I received this email from a stranger, probably a
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
- Oni
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