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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Well, if we're going to do movie parodies, we have to include Angry Alien Productions. You haven't seen Pulp Fiction til you've seen bunnies do it. These are the best! Love 'em - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I saw this special, actually I've seen it about 4 times. But I hadn't heard the bonus track.
Favorite line: "Daddy read me a story. Fuck you, the end." Listen and you'll know what I'm talking about. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
ahahah. "it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness". Awesome. That's awesome, huh? Love this dude. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
When the crowd truns on you, nothing more you can do but insult them...
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Enough of those other guys, how 'bout some Oni?
Enjoy.... - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Thanks dude. You too Apothecus, muchas gracias.
I usually do the ships. I'm moving to NYC in June/July (working on the ships there too) but I'll be performing a lot more in the North East (Boston, NYC, Conn., PA, OH, Dirty Jersey, etc.). I'll keep ya'll posted. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I don't know why I'm posting this in the humor thread but, I found this hilarious.
Meet Donna Milo. She's a conservative Republican running in the GOP primary for Congress. Also, she was a he, fromerly Ed Milo. You get that? A transgender conservative Republican. I've seen it all. Sorry for the sophmoric humor but I found it hilarious! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
(***Deathly Silence***) Tumbleweed rolls across the screen. The wind whistles gently. (***Deathly Silence***) You forgot, "A single gun shot is heard."
Only kiddin dude. I found it vaguely amusing. It's a transgender Republican! How is that not the funniest thing you've ever heard of? - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
... but does she laugh at the 3 stooges? She's a Republican. I'm sure she likes Bush, Cheney and Rice. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"i" before "e", except after "c", and also except in some other weird words. Thanks Moose. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"Huge Kids Sale" See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Reading comprehension problems, Oni? I've been fooled by advertisment before, just making sure. If its a lot then I'll wait, but if its just fat ones then there might just be a few of them and I'll rush over. lol - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I thought this clip was hilarious, from Louis CK's new show.
Rrahin: You may not want to watch it because they use the word "faggit" a lot. Don't watch if you are too sensitive and/or don't like harsh language. This clip is great too Louie and Ricky Gervais in a doctors office. Also from the Louie show. Fuckin' hilarious! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh. Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot. Oh c'mon Peter Pan, can't a brotha fuck around with you a bit. Seriously though, I think you were right. I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and no one on EvC will be invited. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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