Where are all the gods?

Cooooeeeeee.I'm here!!!

Why do you think that any god that might actually exist would adhere to your personal expectations?

"True Perfection Has To Be Imperfect" - Noel Gallagher Or serenely wanking himself into blissful oblivion. Who knows? Most of the gods of history have exemplified the most petty of human behaviours.These days we project our subjective ideas of perfection onto our deities instead.

Of course you are. As am I. Message 4Now the question is can we both be atheists and gods simultaneously? I will leave it to your imagination to work out how we establish which one of us is the superior god.

Holy spunkfest!

I have no faith in Oni

I have just wazzed on my screen.You win.

Whoooah! Hold your horses cowboy!!You may be more godly than I on pure wazz factor. But that doesn't mean you are the "one true god".You are the Zeus to my Apollo. That is all. As the god of football (not fucking soccer) I get to make that call.You are too busy trying to shag mortals to deal wit the real issues.

I would if I could but this omnipotence lark just isn't all it is cracked up to be.There are so many rules and regulations.The forms that need to be filled in for a cosmological transfer alone are enough to deistically decline.

I am most displeased. Was she hot? Apparently she was. She says that to all the boys. She says that too. But she means that one. These goddesses are fickle creatures. The smutty innuendo continues. You have been. That was my godly wife you were coming across........Hence my displeasure.It will be thunderbolts at dawn for you m'lad.

Well what is the point of make-believe if you can't even dream up hot goddesses? No. I mean she tells all the boys that all the other boys aren't doing it right. What is the point of make-believe if you can't even dream up hot goddesses who massage your ego? Nobody said the path to the blessings of the hot-goddess would be an easy one. Ohhhhh. I do hope so. She lies. You will have noticed dawn came and went.I lie too. But your suffering was no doubt good for you.