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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8554 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
I gotta think that if you want huge kids, the way to go about it would be buy one. I thought this was obvious. If everyone is out there making their own smaller ones then this leaves Amazon with an overstock of huge ones. Thus the huge kids sale.
See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones. Reading comprehension problems, Oni? Doesn't matter. If you're in the market, now you know where to go get some fat ones.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Reading comprehension problems, Oni? I've been fooled by advertisment before, just making sure. If its a lot then I'll wait, but if its just fat ones then there might just be a few of them and I'll rush over. lol - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I thought this clip was hilarious, from Louis CK's new show.
Rrahin: You may not want to watch it because they use the word "faggit" a lot. Don't watch if you are too sensitive and/or don't like harsh language. This clip is great too Louie and Ricky Gervais in a doctors office. Also from the Louie show. Fuckin' hilarious! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Rrhain Member Posts: 6351 From: San Diego, CA, USA Joined: |
Fuckwit tries once again to flirt with me:
quote: See, when you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny any more, but since this one went completely over your head, let me try to make the moral more explicit: When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh. Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot. Rrhain Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time. Minds are like parachutes. Just because you\'ve lost yours doesn\'t mean you can use mine.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh. Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot. Oh c'mon Peter Pan, can't a brotha fuck around with you a bit. Seriously though, I think you were right. I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and no one on EvC will be invited. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Percy Member Posts: 22499 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Not everyone will appreciate these ads from the EDA industry (Electronic Design Automation), but I thought they were pretty cute. Synopsys is the big gorilla in automated design and Oasys is a challenger. These ads were shown in the Oasys booth at the recent Design Automation Conference in Anaheim:
--Percy
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ramoss Member (Idle past 639 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
This is just too true.
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Percy Member Posts: 22499 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Is anyone else having a sound problem with this one:
[AbE: Viewed it at home, sound was fine there, sentiments expressed weren't] I looked it up at YouTube and there wasn't any sound there, either:
Other videos seem to work fine for me. --Percy Edited by Percy, : AbE
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ramoss Member (Idle past 639 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
It's working for me...
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Working for me too, Percy.
- Oni
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Straggler Member (Idle past 92 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Works for me too.
And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni.......
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni....... If you've been trying to get in my pants you just said the magic words to me! - Oni
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Taz Member (Idle past 3318 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Oni writes:
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders*
straggler writes:
If you've been trying to get in my pants you just said the magic words to me! And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni.......
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders* Dating? I'm not into relationships and things of that nature. Just raw fuckin' - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
This is truly Americana at its finest. And I'm not joking, I really would LOVE to see this dude at least run for president. If he won that would be even awesomer!
Guns for everyone! - Oni
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