I dont know about the gods but I met my goddess the other day.
Was she hot?
Let me assure you, she was a vision.
You guys must not be doing it right.
She says that to all the boys.
Well...she never said that to me.
little bit of groveling is OK but not too much.
These goddesses are fickle creatures.
Tell me about it. I had to sit down, stand up, move over, bend over, reject the evil, reject all other goddess's (even if they are shiny), give up a bunch of other stuff and finally I received the blessing.
Pay attention and be patient, keep your eyes open and you ll come across one in no time.
The smutty innuendo continues.
Smutty?!? Careful or you might get smoted.
That was my godly wife you were coming across........
Hence my displeasure.
Mine too. She said it was all about me.
It will be thunderbolts at dawn for you m'lad.
Dawn eh? Typical...make me suffer before I die.
Where do all these highways go? Now that we are free. L. Cohen