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Taz Member (Idle past 3312 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Last week, I got this email. Somehow, it got through my filters, so I had to look.
quote: I replied...
me writes: No, you cannot trust me. First thing I will do with the money is I will hire some people to kidnap those orphans so I could rape them.
Then today, I got this reply.
quote: I mean... seriously... So, I replied...
me writes: Your full name: Percy MinnemooseusContact address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Washington, DC 20500 Phone and Fax number: 424-202-6983 Age and Occupation: Professional Blow Job Giver Hope they get the message this time.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2972 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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Sick! I didn't see shit. I'm half way through the book, very interesting info. - Oni
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Tram law Member (Idle past 4726 days) Posts: 283 From: Weed, California, USA Joined: |
What do you get when a Sister is flying in a jet at fifty thousand feet?
A nun of the above. What do you get you have a Sister who left the nunnery? A nun the less. What do you get when you have a sister who became a lawyer? A bar nun.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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An online friend of mine told me a nice story about that. In his town there's a creationist with a sort of creationist kiosk where he distributes creationist literature. And ... yes, you're probably way ahead of me ... when that issue of NG came out he bought up dozens and handed them out like Halloween candy.
Says it all really, doesn't it?
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Tram law writes:
That reminds me of a chemistry joke: orthodox, paradox and metaphysicians. A nun of the above. A nun the less. A bar nun. (Aren't chemists hilarious?) Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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nwr Member Posts: 6409 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
ringo writes:
That reminds me of a chemistry joke: orthodox, paradox and metaphysicians. Link: No webpage found at provided URL: http://ninapaley.com/mimiandeunice/
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4250 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
wow.
I saw the gorilla, but thought it was there to throw off my count. I did not see the background color change, nor a player from the black-shirts leave. that was really cool, thanks------------------------------------------------------------------------------- can I make post here without making a joke? in case I cannot: A black guy and a Mexican jump off a cliff, who hits the ground first? who cares? Edited by Artemis Entreri, : forgot to add a joke
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2316 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
onifre writes:
I did, but then again, I expected shit to happen. I didn't see the black player leave, guess i was a bit more concentrated on not losing count while still being able to see the "big picture", but did realize she was gone by the end of it, because there were only 2 black players left.
Sick! I didn't see shit.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
I caught all the monkey business.
I figured that the pass count was a smokescreen, and that they would tell me the count anyway. So I watched everything but the passes, but made a fair guess at 14. That reminds me of Ken Kesey wowing the research team when , on request, he could tell precisely when a minute had passed despite a heavy dose of LSD. He had noted his heart rate when it was measured earlier and counted beats to determine one minute. Conclusion: We monkeys are sneaky and hard to measure. Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?! -Gogol Bordello
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Tram law Member (Idle past 4726 days) Posts: 283 From: Weed, California, USA Joined: |
Every time I hear the word Paradox I think it sounds like a pair of ducks.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3985 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.2 |
For Ms. Schrafinator, wherever you are:
This next one is for Phil Plait:
Many, many thanks to xkcd.com Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?! -Gogol Bordello |
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Tram law writes:
A pair of docs could be quacks. Every time I hear the word Paradox I think it sounds like a pair of ducks. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2972 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
This made me lol.
Second, Meert links the global Flood of the Bible to the Epic of Gilgamesha flood story recorded on ancient clay tablets excavated from the ruins of Nineveh more than a hundred years ago. Parallels with the Bible are obvious but the Gilgamesh story has clear fictional characteristics such as an ark the shape of a cube, and rainfall lasting only six days and nights.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2883 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
I got the number of passes right, i saw the gorilla and the colorchange.
I AM SUPERIOR!
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