I have just realised that I have eceeded 5,000 EvC posts.
I remember when I first signed up here seeing the likes of Iano, Holmes, Crashfrog and Jar with their post counts in the thousands. I remember thinking "Jeez these guys must either have too much time on their hands or be practically full-time professional debators or something".
As it turns out EvC should come with a mental health warning. It's like intellectual crack.
(**Straggler wanders off looking a bit bemused and shaky like an addict in search of his next hit**)
Cuz you're a bit of a dick... in a good way, don't get me wrong.
It is better to have been a dick "in a good way" than to have never been a dick at all. This is my motto in life. It has served me well thus far.
And this post has now brought you and your lyrics to their attention. Way to go!
SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!! Don't make a song and dance about it. They'll catch on!!
(**Oni stands back up with a sick grin on his face and asks, "Can we do that again?"**)
You are never one to be pusillanimous when it comes to dick based experiences huh?
Straggler: "OK boys. Harder and faster this time. Oni wants da juice"
(**RAZD and Bluejay look up wearily from the exercise bikes to which they are eternally strapped. As they begin to peddle the jump leads to power Strags Halo hum with high voltage electric current. The look of excitement on Oni's face is slightly disturbing**)