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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. There are some hot fat bitches in WI. Just the way I like 'em. Oh I am not above chubby chasin' bro. I imagine they're great in the cold winter months too. But in Miami, they're just sweaty and sticky over here. - Oni
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 801 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Of course. They know how to cook and give the best head. You can't trust skinny girls to cook a good meal. Plus, they're comfy as hell to lay on.
Your god believes in Unicorns
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Of course. They know how to cook and give the best head. No argument from me on that, sir.
You can't trust skinny girls to cook a good meal. No doubt, but latin women are far from what people consider skinny. And they can cook their ass off! Wait, we don't want that... they can cook very well.
Plus, they're comfy as hell to lay on. So is a couch, but I wouldn't fuck it. - Oni
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 801 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
No doubt, but latin women are far from what people consider skinny. I love me some big women, so when I say skinny, I mean the ones who don't have something somewhere on their body to grab onto. I'd guess around no less than 160-70. Of course, all of my recent lady friends have far surpassed that mark because I am far past that mark myself. Let's face it: big girls want it more and want YOU more. They're just happy to get any attention. Plus, if you get 'em before they lose the weight, they appreciate the fact that you got with 'em before they looked good. Get em while they're fat, it can only go uphill (unless you get that one broad who is going for the guinness world record of fattest bitch ever). Edited by hooah212002, : forgot my sig Edited by hooah212002, : there=their Your god believes in Unicorns
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Plus, if you get 'em before they lose the weight, they appreciate the fact that you got with 'em before they looked good. A comic friend of mine calls it, "Getting them at pre-construction prices."
Get em while they're fat, it can only go uphill Sounds counter-productive. Lol - Oni
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9076 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.7 |
Not all the beautiful women are in the warmer climes. Some of them actually stay in the frozen north. Besides when spring comes and they show more skin than their faces it is really hot.
Why do you think I take a trip to Vegas and a trip to the Caribbean every winter?
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Adminnemooseus Administrator Posts: 3974 Joined: |
This is a humor topic, not a place for you to drool.
If you really need this conversation, please take it to the Private Message system. Short time closure coming now, so this message isn't overlooked. Adminnemooseus
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
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Meldinoor Member (Idle past 4808 days) Posts: 400 From: Colorado, USA Joined: |
From the wikipedia entry on flatulence:
Wikipedia writes: Historical comment on the ability to fart at will is observed as early as St. Augustine's The City of God (5th century AD). Augustine mentions men who "have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at will, so as to produce the effect of singing." The fact that mankind in general has lost this ability he attributes to the first sin of Adam and Eve and its consequences with respect to body control. What don't they blame on the Fall? -Meldinoor
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8513 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.
Of course they would need a more robust ventilation system lest the performance be cut quite short by the audience in mass regurgitation in the isles.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
AZPaul3 writes: Of course they would need a more robust ventilation system lest the performance be cut quite short by the audience in mass regurgitation in the isles. Bad theology, surely. Before the fall, farts smelled of roses, sweat smelled of lavender, and piss smelled like wine.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8513 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
Oh ... of course. My bad.
Never mind.
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Meldinoor Member (Idle past 4808 days) Posts: 400 From: Colorado, USA Joined: |
AZPaul3 writes: Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake. Maybe something like this: Britain's Got Talent 2009 - Mr Methane
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3978 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
bluegenes writes: and piss smelled like wine. Huh. I guess one out of three ain't bad.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3978 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
With Exodus' historicity and Wyatt's Wheels again under discussion, I'm reminded of the Biblical story, especially where one of Pharaoh's magicians throws down his staff and turns it into a snake.
As a child, I wondered what god had given the magician this power; surely not Yahweh, obviously, and certainly not Satan, since he was the serpent, so...? Sounded like a theological problem to me, and I treasured those. I grew up around snake handlers. They were common in Harlan County, where I had family, and occasionally visited our neighborhood of mostly Appalachian transplants in Indy. Raising the spirit on those summer nights could get pretty hot. It went something like this: Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?! -Gogol Bordello |
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