I thought the now-you-seem-them, now-you-don't wheels took the cake, but recently Buz outdid them, demanding to know why scientists had not retrieved Wyatt's coral-encrusted wheels for testing.
How odd that creationists believe a proof of their meta-narrative sits in a known location, yet they do not (or cannot) fund an expedition to bring it home in triumph. If they truly believed ancient chariot wheel remains would prove their case, that expedition would have sailed many years ago.
We know why those coral-covered shapes will never see dry land.
Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?!-Gogol Bordello