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AZPaul3
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Message 226 of 647 (579775)
09-06-2010 12:20 AM
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09-05-2010 9:09 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
AZPaul3 writes:

Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.

Maybe something like this: Britain's Got Talent 2009 - Mr Methane

Uhh ... yes. Well, in that case, thank you talking snake.


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Message 227 of 647 (579835)
09-06-2010 9:33 AM



Your god believes in Unicorns
  
Percy
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Message 228 of 647 (579869)
09-06-2010 11:23 AM


A Hoot-and-a-half at the Pharyngula Website
PZ Myers latest on Kent Hovind: I get email

--Percy


  
ProtoTypical
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Message 229 of 647 (579882)
09-06-2010 1:06 PM


archaeologist elsewhere writes:

Why weren't humans designed with re-growable limbs? For the simple fact too many people would cut their limbs off just to watch them grow back.

Omnivorous writes;

I know I would.

Lord knows archy has driven me to extremities.


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Message 230 of 647 (579889)
09-06-2010 1:40 PM
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09-06-2010 1:06 PM


mujo and haso 2 bosnian hillbillys are talking

haso did you hear in germany they where doing some excavations and they found a telephone wire 100 meters deep that means that 1000 years ago thy where using telephones. an thats not all haso in america they dug 200 meters and found an optic cable that means that 2000 years ago they had the internet.

mujo i know that, did you know that in bosnia they dug 500 meters deep and they found nothing do you know what that means? it means that they where using mobile phones 5000 years ago in bosnia.


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Message 231 of 647 (579890)
09-06-2010 1:40 PM
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09-06-2010 1:06 PM


This is culled from Archies web page:

We focus on hurting christians, pastors and missionaries but all are welcome to participate.

Arf, arf.


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Message 232 of 647 (579904)
09-06-2010 2:52 PM


A Colbert Rally to Restore Truthiness
Source

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A poster at Reddit named mrsammercer has a brilliant idea: Stephen Colbert should hold a rally at the Lincoln Memorial to restore truthiness to America. It came to her in a vision:

quote:
I was woken in the middle of the night by this(along with the sound of my cat getting ready to pee on the rug).

Think about it. It'll be just like Colbert's mockery of GW Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondent's Dinner, but 500,000 people will be able to participate with him. We'll all stay totally in character as teabaggers. The kid with the microphone that interviews all the idiots at these things can come by and we'll ramble into his microphone.

This would be the high water mark of American satire. Half a million people pretending to suspend all rational thought in unison. Perfect harmony. It'll feel like San Francisco in the late 60s, only we won't be able to get any acid.


Oh man, I would so be there. A website has now gone up promoting the concept.


More at the source site and the other links.

Moose


  
Blue Jay
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Message 233 of 647 (579925)
09-06-2010 4:19 PM
Reply to: Message 220 by AZPaul3
09-05-2010 11:02 AM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
Hi, AZPaul3.

AZPaul3 writes:

Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.

I bet it wouldn't change the sound of Axl Rose or that guy from Nickelback.


-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

Darwin loves you.


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Message 234 of 647 (579962)
09-07-2010 12:37 AM
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09-06-2010 4:19 PM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
I bet it wouldn't change the sound of Axl Rose or that guy from Nickelback.

Who?


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Omnivorous
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Message 235 of 647 (580101)
09-07-2010 6:24 PM


Omnifre?
Adminnemooseus writes:

I don't think Minnemooseus, Rrhain, or Omnifre have anything against it.

Omnifre? Are we as one, then?

Maybe that's why I feel so...funny.


Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?!
-Gogol Bordello

Real things always push back.
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Dr Adequate
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Message 236 of 647 (580140)
09-07-2010 10:04 PM
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09-06-2010 1:40 PM


We focus on hurting christians, pastors and missionaries but all are welcome to participate.

Also, he makes Baby Jesus cry.


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Message 237 of 647 (580287)
09-08-2010 1:35 PM
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09-06-2010 1:40 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urlTBBKTO68

i'm guessing most have seen this but still its funny


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Omnivorous
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Message 238 of 647 (580294)
09-08-2010 2:11 PM
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09-08-2010 1:35 PM


There's never a loving Christ around when you need one.


Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?!
-Gogol Bordello

Real things always push back.
-William James


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Message 239 of 647 (580339)
09-08-2010 6:24 PM
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09-07-2010 6:24 PM


Re: Omnifre?
Omnifre? Are we as one, then?

Maybe that's why I feel so...funny.

Just relax and don't get paranoid. Is this your first time with thc in your system?

Hey, and if we're one, then you should have served at least 12 hours of my 24 hours suspension.

- Oni


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Message 240 of 647 (580353)
09-08-2010 7:55 PM
Reply to: Message 234 by AZPaul3
09-07-2010 12:37 AM


Re: God gave us two ends for singing
Here.

And here.

Tell me these guys don't sound like they're holding in a fart.

Edited by Bluejay, : No reason given.


-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

Darwin loves you.


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