haso did you hear in germany they where doing some excavations and they found a telephone wire 100 meters deep that means that 1000 years ago thy where using telephones. an thats not all haso in america they dug 200 meters and found an optic cable that means that 2000 years ago they had the internet.
mujo i know that, did you know that in bosnia they dug 500 meters deep and they found nothing do you know what that means? it means that they where using mobile phones 5000 years ago in bosnia.
Out now Jesus of Nazaret, where you get to play jesus, heal people, test your skills of bible knowlage and turn water in to wine. out now for only 99.99$ for all ages from 1 to 99, and that is not all if you order whitin the next 15 minutes you also get the all time favorite Missionary game where you can convert all the ungodly heretics whit any mens at your dispozal, making the world a better place.
something like that in their game pack. lol seriusly what games do they have to offer?
lol its like a lego block puzzle you cant put anything together wrong. Now putting together a "Schrnkaparat" a device that bends the teeth of a sawblade a little so it cuts a wider path in the wood than the with of the blade is fucking hard. Fristly no fucking room it is like trying to work in your back pocket, secondly a precise order how to put things in and you usualy find out you put something in too soon or to late during the build when you are almost fhinished, thirdly the thing looks so simple and is of simple construct that you loose your cool the first time you try to put it back together.
And as you might have guessed i put one together yesterday and it took me 2 f&%$ days i had to take it appart 5 times to get it back together right.
Dont woory i got lots more though they do not translate well.
Hammered as a nail - the meaning gets lost in english it would imply realy drunk in slovenian dumb as shit.
You are looking like a calf at a new door- someone is amazed at something and cant get it trough his scull how or why something happened.
A Bear's Favor
comes from an old story when a Farmer saved a Bear, the bear was very happy and wanted to return the favor and at one time the farmer was nagged by a fly who kept landing on his nose and the bear used his paw to kill the fly the farmer did not survive either
You look like death - when someone is ill
Drunk like the plug - the plug on a barrel of wine that is
Your father clearly made you at night time - implying either ugly or stupid
I did not grow up in a shadow, i didnt swim over here on soup, im not from yesterday - all used for my mama didnt raise no fool
If angels had asses - used when food tastes good
The fool looked behind - when you hammer a nail and it misses or comes out some where it should not
by the wooden stone - Usualy when you had an accident or something simmilar and you do not want to go in to details where it happened
i got more though they are harder to translate and lose more of their meaning like Get me some string - string as in schnops in essence moonshine that has 60-80% alchohol and when it is made it dropes down a string it tastes like gassoline i dont recomend it.
rofl, it might be cause im a bit drunk thou i cant stop gigeling like a schoolgirl, i keep invisoning a verry old fart pale as the wall, and skinny as a toothpick, that hasnt drunk anything in a week trying to eat a cracker.
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