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Message 235 of 647 (580101)
09-07-2010 6:24 PM
Omnifre?
Adminnemooseus writes:
I don't think Minnemooseus, Rrhain, or
Omnifre have anything against it.
Omnifre? Are we as one, then?
Maybe that's why I feel so...funny.
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Message 238 of 647 (580294)
09-08-2010 2:11 PM
Reply to: Message 237 by frako
There's never a loving Christ around when you need one.
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Message 241 of 647 (580376)
09-08-2010 9:55 PM
Reply to: Message 239 by onifre
Re: Omnifre?
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Just relax and don't get paranoid. Is this your first time with thc in your system?
Last 44 of my 59 years and counting.
Hey, and if we're one, then you should have served at least 12 hours of my 24 hours suspension.
Moose created Omnifre, Moose will have to contain him.
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Message 248 of 647 (580536)
09-09-2010 6:17 PM
Pain
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I was unable to work out how to use the google translate function to convert that into English
Jon's words hurt my brain.
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Re: Best arguments for creationism.
Only A God Would Make Divine.
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Message 275 of 647 (582036)
09-19-2010 8:32 AM
The Pope Song--CAUTION! F-BOMB!
I searched EvC and couldn't find any trace of the Pope Song here, and on this lovely Sunday morning, what could be finer?
I repeat my caution: MAJOR F-BOMB here, not for playing at work or for tender ages or sensibilities.
If you find this song more offensive than its subject, the song has a special message in its lyrics just for you.
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Message 277 of 647 (582046)
09-19-2010 11:32 AM
Reply to: Message 276 by frako
Re: The Pope Song--CAUTION! F-BOMB!
When he shows a new face, he will get new portraits.
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Message 286 of 647 (582527)
09-21-2010 8:26 PM
Reply to: Message 285 by ringo
Re: Smilies in the Bible
Oh, sure--
you get smilies cutting and pasting the Bible.
It's not like the old days. Blake had to look at the sun to get his:
quote:
Edited by Omnivorous, : I'm assuming the host were smiling.
Edited by Omnivorous, : Routine maintenance.
Dost thou prate, rogue?
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Re: What happens when you mix humour and theoretical physics
The notation alone was worth the price of admission.
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That's a little scary.
American Phylo?
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Message 297 of 647 (582934)
09-23-2010 10:18 PM
Reply to: Message 296 by Coyote
Re: Failure?
quote:
Pretty standard curriculum at the old land grant schools.
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Message 314 of 647 (583568)
09-27-2010 11:43 PM
Reply to: Message 313 by Buzsaw
Well I'll Be A Monkey's Distant Cousin
The monkey was right.
But you are wrong.
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Message 321 of 647 (584385)
10-01-2010 3:00 PM
Hawkins
We have a new identity merger in Proposed New Topics.
Vlace writes:
We interviewed Hawkins and he said that if we unlocked this math then we would be able to control the universe. But he couldn't except it. Haha. It was so funny.
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Re: Hawkins
I still play with fractint
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Re: Hawkins
How could I have forgotten that classic?
Of course, there was also
The Selfish Genie , perhaps still Hawkins' best work.
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