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bluegenes
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Message 256 of 647 (581089)
09-13-2010 2:46 PM


Best arguments for creationism.
Post your own favourite. Let's start a series.....

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Message 257 of 647 (581111)
09-13-2010 6:37 PM


Conservagoogle
It seems that if you are total nutjob, completely out of touch with reality, there are now search engines available that are committed to keeping you in your state of ignorance.
Religious Search Engines Yield Tailored Results

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Message 258 of 647 (581112)
09-13-2010 7:04 PM
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09-13-2010 6:37 PM


Re: Conservagoogle
Those are religious search engines, not conservative ones.

Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge.

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Message 259 of 647 (581117)
09-13-2010 7:35 PM
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09-13-2010 7:04 PM


Re: Conservagoogle
Hi Coyote,
Those are religious search engines, not conservative ones.
Tell them that;
quote:
Shea Houdmann runs SeekFind, a Colorado Springs-based Christian search engine...
And if you type in Democratic Party, your first search result is a site on Marxism.
NWR is obviously riffing off the name of Conservapedia, which is both religious and conservative. And insane. These search engines are the same.
Mutate and Survive
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Message 260 of 647 (581119)
09-13-2010 8:31 PM
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09-13-2010 2:46 PM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.
Only A God Would Make Divine.

Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?!
-Gogol Bordello
Real things always push back.
-William James

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Message 261 of 647 (581161)
09-14-2010 2:58 AM
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09-13-2010 8:31 PM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.
Almost everyone here will know these two classics, but for the sake of newcomers to the debate, they must be included in the section.

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Message 262 of 647 (581169)
09-14-2010 7:03 AM
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09-14-2010 2:58 AM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9izVu_TtAE
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Message 263 of 647 (581180)
09-14-2010 9:55 AM
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09-14-2010 7:03 AM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.
Continuing, in a sense, where the above video left off, Muslims can certainly compete with Christians for the best argument prize.
Here, Harun Yahya informs us about the ancient Egyptian Darwinists.
quote:
Those who imagine that the history of the nonsense that is evolution goes back only 150 years are mistaken. The evolution deception is the worst in the history of mankind, and its roots go back to Egyptian and Sumerian times with a history dating back thousands of years. Pharaoh, the most heretical and oldest representative of Darwinist philosophy, was a materialist who believed that all living things came into being by chance from the muddy waters of the Nile.
The essential philosophy of the theory of evolution has been based on the same distorted conception ever since ancient Egypt. Darwinists in those days who adopted chance as their false god and those alive today all worship the same false deity. The Darwinists who once believed that life emerged from the muddy waters of the River Nile today claim that the first living cell came into existence out of muddy clay. Although the proofs of Creation were just as explicit and clear in those days, too, Pharaoh waged a ruthless campaign against them, and that same state of affairs still applies today. Today, 250 million fossils proving Creation are on open display to all. But just as in the time of Pharaoh, that same Darwinist mindset opposes the scientific facts with a terrible rage and anger.
In ancient Egypt, the Prophet Musa (as) opposed Darwinism, the most heretical and superstitious religion in the history of mankind, with great and definitive proofs of Creation. Under Allah’s command, the Prophet Musa (as) cast his staff down onto the ground before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men. Through the great might of Allah it straight away turned into a snake and swallowed up all the false evidence of Pharaoh and his men. THROUGH THE WILL OF ALLAH, A WOODEN STAFF TURNED INTO A MOVING, EATING AND FLAWLESS SERPENT. This extraordinary evidence took place before the eyes of Pharaoh and his men, and was created to be undeniably magnificent. Yet Pharaoh’s denial, despite this explicit proof, shows the scale of the disaster to which the Darwinist mindset leads.

This and more wisdom backed up by quotes from the Koran here

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Message 264 of 647 (581196)
09-14-2010 12:35 PM


Turning into a evolution/creationism debate topic
A little evolution and/or creation humor is probably fine, but it shouldn't turn into a focus of a general humor topic. I gotta draw a line here.
Going to close this topic down for a while, probably in about 15 minutes. Such is needed for this message to not be overlooked.
At the moment (BY INTENT) we don't have a moderation discussion topic. The "Report a discussion problem" topic is not intended as such a topic. So, what to contact me or another admin? Use the Personal Mesage system.
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Message 265 of 647 (581210)
09-14-2010 2:04 PM
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09-13-2010 6:37 PM


Re: Conservagoogle

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Message 266 of 647 (581213)
09-14-2010 3:07 PM
Reply to: Message 256 by bluegenes
09-13-2010 2:46 PM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.
{While the content may have its humor aspect, the purpose of this "Humor" topic is NOT for getting into things evolution/creationism, or in general for taking pot-shots at creationism. Such needs to find a better home. Maybe a separate specialized humor topic - Such should probaby go into the "Free for All" forum - Adminnemooseus}
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Message 267 of 647 (581220)
09-14-2010 4:24 PM
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Re: Best arguments for creationism.

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Message 268 of 647 (581222)
09-14-2010 4:30 PM
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09-14-2010 4:24 PM


Re: Best arguments for creationism.

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Message 269 of 647 (581223)
09-14-2010 4:36 PM
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Re: Best arguments for creationism.

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Message 270 of 647 (581312)
09-15-2010 12:50 AM


Non-believing female deer nasal discharge
...atheist doe snot believe the Bible...
Source
Am I the only one here that finds this phrase somehow a bit intriguing?
It's quoted a number of times at the source topic.
Moose

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Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien
"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose

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