Real conversation in the Public Affairs Office of the United Nations Command, Seoul, circa 1977:
1st Guy: Miss Lee came by.
2nd Guy: Miss Lee?
1st Guy: Yeah, Miss Lee: about 5'2", black hair, dark eyes, slender, pretty? Looks a little angry?
2nd Guy: Oh, that Miss Lee.
1st Guy: Yeah, I told her you'd already rotated back stateside...is that OK?
2nd Guy: Sure. I have a date with Miss Park.
1st Guy: Miss Park?
2nd Guy: Yeah, you've seen her at the club--about 5'2", black hair, dark eyes, slender, pretty?
1st Guy: Oh, that Miss Park. Is she angry?
2nd Guy: Not yet.
Dost thou prate, rogue?
-Cassio
Real things always push back.
-William James