Hey, welcome to EvC! Oh boy, fresh mea...point of view!
What's with the *starry* quotes? I mean, I can see your *"* key does actually work. Is that typography for a new level of contempt, more powerful than sweeping air quotes? Does this suggest you have achieved a new level of reason, beyond logic and evidence?
Like *creationism*?
"This is so stupid it doesn't even get to be surrounded by the language we all use!" Something like that?
Does that *stuff* impress the girls at your high school?
Dost thou prate, rogue?
-Cassio
Real things always push back.
-William James