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Dr Adequate
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Message 391 of 647 (590011)
11-05-2010 1:07 PM


Humor / Spam
Life Changing Christian PC Video Games
Hello,
Thank you for taking a moment to read this email. It is our understanding that you may be interested in receiving coupons and discounts on our quality PC-based Christian video games for children, teens and adults.
Our games are supported by Focus on the Family, the Billy Graham Center and numerous evangelical preachers who appreciate that our games provide a healthy alternative to other violent games.
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Speaking as their target audience ...
... ah, sheesh.

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Coragyps
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Message 392 of 647 (590026)
11-05-2010 1:43 PM
Reply to: Message 391 by Dr Adequate
11-05-2010 1:07 PM


Re: Humor / Spam
provide a healthy alternative to other violent games.
I wonder if they really wanted that "other" in there?

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jar
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Message 393 of 647 (590030)
11-05-2010 1:54 PM
Reply to: Message 392 by Coragyps
11-05-2010 1:43 PM


Re: Humor / Spam
Are you kidding. That is the publisher of the Left Behind series of violent games.

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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frako
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Message 394 of 647 (590121)
11-06-2010 7:11 AM
Reply to: Message 391 by Dr Adequate
11-05-2010 1:07 PM


Re: Humor / Spam
Out now Jesus of Nazaret, where you get to play jesus, heal people, test your skills of bible knowlage and turn water in to wine. out now for only 99.99$ for all ages from 1 to 99, and that is not all if you order whitin the next 15 minutes you also get the all time favorite Missionary game where you can convert all the ungodly heretics whit any mens at your dispozal, making the world a better place.
something like that in their game pack. lol seriusly what games do they have to offer?

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onifre
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Message 395 of 647 (590536)
11-08-2010 5:08 PM


No shit she did...
Craziest thing I've seen on The Wheel.
This and Vana not aging one year in the last 30 years makes The Wheel more and more perplexing.
- Oni

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xongsmith
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Message 396 of 647 (590597)
11-08-2010 11:41 PM
Reply to: Message 395 by onifre
11-08-2010 5:08 PM


Re: No shit she did...
Hah - i solved it with ZERO letters. My 56k dial-up prevented me from seeing the answer first. Go 56k!!!
- nate

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nwr
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Message 397 of 647 (590652)
11-09-2010 10:25 AM


Wow! Totally insane video.

No webpage found at provided URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJB2Woe5zeQ
(found via the pharyngula blog)
And for more crazy, also found via pharyngula, The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh

Jesus was a liberal hippie

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Panda
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Message 398 of 647 (590656)
11-09-2010 10:48 AM
Reply to: Message 397 by nwr
11-09-2010 10:25 AM


If I was a being from another planet with super-advanced technology - I would be mighty disappointed if I had to use YouTube to communicate with Barack Obama.
But I am very impressed with the amount of plastic surgery she was willing to go through, in order to resemble a human being.
{abe}
I think this is by her too.
quote:
The serpent of the Bible is in reality the subtle transverse wave of phonon magnetic fields (photon magnetic fields are far more excited and energetic and as such hotter) which are cold dark matter with cool energy (1,000 degrees Kelvin at most), the mediators of darkness and our contracted awareness of reality. Phonons emit radio frequencies that sound like a white noise hiss, that is why the etymology of the serpent in Hebrew is "hisser." Snakes move in transverse waves as well. It is clear that the story of creation is in reality the story of the physics of creation and and explanation of the causes of human conditions experienced on Earth as result of dark matter imposed intellectual and spiritual blindness. In and of themselves phonons are essential for creation to have contrast and form and as such no evil really exists. It is merely our ability to imagine evil that imposes evil conditions where none otherwise would exists, our minds have that kind of creative power!!!
Forbidden
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

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frako
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Message 399 of 647 (590664)
11-09-2010 11:16 AM
Reply to: Message 397 by nwr
11-09-2010 10:25 AM


OMG!!!
I think she should go find shelter whit the Insanions at any embassy they established on Erth. The code word for these embassies is mental hospitals.
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

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RAZD
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Message 400 of 647 (590680)
11-09-2010 12:25 PM


From Forbidden
enjoy
now I take the rest of the day to rebuild my laptop .... even more fun.

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Dogmafood
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Message 401 of 647 (590771)
11-09-2010 7:53 PM


Wasn't my missile
Source Mystery missile launch reported off California coast - BBC News
quote:
"Right now all indications are that it was not [defence department] involvement in this launch" Pentagon spokesman Col David Lapan said.
The Pentagon does not consider the missile a threat.
Missile you say? Umm....no wasn't our Trident II. Shouldn't be anything to worry about though. We'll look into it and get back to you.

onifre
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Message 402 of 647 (590773)
11-09-2010 7:55 PM


For anyone 35 and older
enjoy
- Oni

hooah212002
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Message 403 of 647 (590779)
11-09-2010 8:17 PM


Sweet Titty Fucking Christ this is funny

"What can be asserted without proof, can be dismissed without proof."-Hitch.

Species8472
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Message 404 of 647 (591013)
11-11-2010 10:40 AM
Reply to: Message 400 by RAZD
11-09-2010 12:25 PM


Ageist hat on
RAZD writes
quote:
now I take the rest of the day to rebuild my laptop .... even more fun.
Forgive me, but according to what I remember from a couple of your past posts, aren't you suppose to be like 50's or 60's? Old people aren't suppose to know how to work around with technology. That's for us young folks. You're suppose to be figuring out how to turn on the computer, not rebuilding it.

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frako
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From: slovenija
Joined: 09-04-2010


Message 405 of 647 (591019)
11-11-2010 11:12 AM
Reply to: Message 404 by Species8472
11-11-2010 10:40 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
lol its like a lego block puzzle you cant put anything together wrong. Now putting together a "Schrnkaparat" a device that bends the teeth of a sawblade a little so it cuts a wider path in the wood than the with of the blade is fucking hard. Fristly no fucking room it is like trying to work in your back pocket, secondly a precise order how to put things in and you usualy find out you put something in too soon or to late during the build when you are almost fhinished, thirdly the thing looks so simple and is of simple construct that you loose your cool the first time you try to put it back together.
And as you might have guessed i put one together yesterday and it took me 2 f&%$ days i had to take it appart 5 times to get it back together right.

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