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RAZD Member (Idle past 1432 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
it was done using punch cards to feed into a large mainframe IBM that filled a temperature controlled room where access was limited to the true geek inner circle.
and when you made a mistake you got a box full of "dump" output ... enjoy. Edited by RAZD, : room not run ? by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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The Next time a creationist brings out the Crocoduck show them the dogopanda
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4743 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined: |
Duane Gish
Be still, the demands I make upon your conscience are slight. It is only your flattery I seek, not your sincerity.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4217 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
80 column cards! AAAAAAAAAK!!!!!
With my typing, I could have a bonfire burning the typing errors. Also a typing error in input data that was unnoticed could cause problems like an unending loop. (Been there done that) The Army supply was still using those cards in the late seventies, the last time I worked in Supply. Typing errors got us some strange items. ie: 1 number typed wrong on a requisition card, one time, got us a ship valve ($200) instead of a small valve which was what was needed to get a compressor back in operation ($15). The result was a lot of excess paperwork and a compressor inoperable for another 3 weeks. There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
When I was stationed in 1970s Asia, those cards were used to track controlled purchases from the PX/Commissary system in an effort to restrain the black market: when you rotated stateside, you had to account for all the stereos, VCRs, etc., that you purchased in-country.
My buddy fed the cards into the computer that tracked purchases. Life was good. Dost thou prate, rogue? -Cassio Real things always push back.-William James
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Taz Member (Idle past 3319 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Damn, you people are old.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Taz writes:
I said that very same thing to the other lads as they struggled to get out of the trench after being ordered to cross no-man's land...
Damn, you people are old.
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents. Well, sir, the attendant replied with a grin, You re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich. The second lady chimed in with, Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down. The third one responded, Well, ladies, I m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood, as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, That must be the door, I ll get it!
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ringo Member (Idle past 439 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
I remember getting a telegram.
I remember when mail was delivered on Saurdays. I remember when bread was delivered. "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Ringo writes:
Me too. It was last Saturday.
I remember when mail was delivered on Saurdays. Ringo writes:
Me too. It was last Tuesday. I remember when bread was delivered. All true.
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2133 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
I remember getting a telegram.
I remember when doctors made house calls!
I remember when mail was delivered on Saurdays. I remember when bread was delivered.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2504 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Panda writes: Me too. It [the mail] was last Saturday. I just calculated that Duane Gish remembers 1/78th of human history since creation.
Pony express: The young Gish delivers Saturday mail at a gallop.
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Times must have really changed for you, how was it like when the first trains came out?
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Taz writes: Damn, you people are old. Two words: Survival. Fittest. And the landscape teems with my progeny, and theirs... Dost thou prate, rogue? -Cassio Real things always push back.-William James
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
I played bongos.
Dost thou prate, rogue? -Cassio Real things always push back.-William James
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