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... so they're saying that grabbing onto live wires will make you exclaim Enjoy.

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by our ability to understand
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Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)

That is about the 10th version of this joke I have seen or heard. The punchline is always the same.Edited by bluescat48, : missing sentence.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

Yeah, but you're old as shit....I kid, I kid

Actually I'm older than a lot of shit , particularly a lot of the vermin in Washington.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

I won't put an extra drain on his bandwidth, but go there to see it:ForbiddenMoose

This has made me literally laugh out loud in an airport bar. Holy Shit!!! That was hilarious dude. Thanks - Oni

Best line: "Rape me in my thigh."- Oni

The really funny thing is that he's probably the only Korean guy who can't carry a tune.Folks in Korea sing at the drop of a hat; formal dinners in a kisaeng house unfailingly include a three piece band, and everyone takes turns getting up to sing.I learned my best bet was to "recite" Yesterday.Maybe the funniest performance I saw in Korea was a full revue performance of "Lolling on the Liver"

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Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
-Shakespeare

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Real things always push back.
-William James

Sexual Harassment Day... why not?Now who says he's a misogynist? - Oni

Louis CK vs Bill Donahue- Oni

Brilliance, indeed.Nasty case of writer's block creates the most brilliant scientific paper ever

Thanks. Have you received any reviews from people who actually haven't seen your act?

Again: I LOL'd, and most folks may think "huh??":I'm in Fort Worth, Texas, one of the biggest "cowtowns" in the US. Driving past the stockyard district last night, I saw a megachurch, not too far from the yards, with a big scrolling sign. It said, "God bless your cattle."