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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Have you received any reviews from people who actually haven't seen your act? No not really. Actually that's not true. I sent a headshot & bio to a booker who ended up never booking me. I found out later the reason why he didn't book me was that he felt I didn't "look" funny. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2979 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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So, probably just funny to me and xong.
- Oni
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Stile Member Posts: 4295 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: |
Religion is like a Penis
"It can be very nice to have one.You can even be proud of it and stand in awe of it's size and power. Just don't whip it out in public or try to shove it down anyone else's throat." -unknown (or, at least, I'm too lazy for any attempt to look it up)
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
I have dial-up and yesterday a 2:44 minute video took over 4 hours to load & play.
4:35 will still be chugging away when I get back from my promotion of my folk career at the open mike in Gardner, MA - if i start it now. Maybe kick it in for an overnight run. Hope I dont forget a comma in the JCL deck (old code warrior joke). - xongsmith, 5.7d
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3671 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: |
Love it
I'll see if I can dig out my favourite voice-overs for you.... watch this space
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subbie Member (Idle past 1282 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
From PZ. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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Trae Member (Idle past 4334 days) Posts: 442 From: Fremont, CA, USA Joined: |
onifre writes: Have you received any reviews from people who actually haven't seen your act? No not really. Actually that's not true. I sent a headshot & bio to a booker who ended up never booking me. I found out later the reason why he didn't book me was that he felt I didn't "look" funny. - Oni Well, hell, maybe we can help you out with a forum poll. I'm sure you'd get some funny-looking votes. ;-) Last night I was watching a few x comedian vs random heckler videos on youtube. Do you have any favorite responses?
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2
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Yet another good one I won't ever be able to use. Like my favorite Redd Foxx line from an old "blue" party record he had made in the 50's or early 60's:
quote: Only other routine I remember from hearing that album back in 1970 (paraphrased from memory, of course):
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4256 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
that was good though ironic he bitches about prescription meds and then ODs himself on them.
------ "Here lays an athiest all dressed up and noplace to go."
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Percy Member Posts: 22502 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
See this brief article from The Telegraph - it was the 8th article down at Google News: 'Second sun' on its way
The humor is in the comments. --Percy
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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
The Telegraph should know better than to repeat anything that the Daily Mail reports.
The only thing that out-weighs the Daily Mail's ignorance is their racism. (They once claimed that black holes should 'go home'.)
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4217 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
It just goes to show that a "little knowledge" can be dangerous.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4256 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
hilarious to me, but probably not alot of others here. Edited by Admin, : Fix embedded video.
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nwr Member Posts: 6412 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 4.5 |
Artemis Entreri writes:
Yes, it's hilarious to me. I'm laughing at the fact that you borked the embed and showed a blank screen. hilarious to me, but probably not alot of others here. Jesus was a liberal hippie
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jar Member (Idle past 422 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
nwr writes: Artemis Entreri writes:
Yes, it's hilarious to me. I'm laughing at the fact that you borked the embed and showed a blank screen. hilarious to me, but probably not alot of others here. Which actually had more content then the video. Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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